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Zanka was assigned for a solo mission, for whatever reason. Why would he, a mediocre folk, go alone instead of a natural talent? He has no idea but less complaining and more cleaning!
He reaches the area assigned for the work. Apparently there has been seen a group of 3 or 4 trash beasts in this area. And there they were
There were 3 trashe beasts, and they fucking resembled Centipedes. Really nasty looking. They probably didnt even have the 100 legs, maybe they were missing some. Not that Zanka cared tho
Zanka walks up closer to them, spinning Lovely Assisstaff in his hands before activating her, making that one small sound every Jinki does when being activated. His eyes glowed a very pretty and bright blue.
One of the trash beasts heard it and turned to him, growling and started coming at Zanka
"Oh good. So they're fuckin' loud" He put the moon-shaped part of Lovely agaisnt the ground and he propelled himself in the air to dodge a strike from the Beast. When he was in the air he aimed Lovely at the Beasts supposed head with one of her spikes, successfully taking the first beast down
The second one also came. Zanka got into a ready stance for whatever was coming. He was expecting it to come face first, but no. The pile of trash took a sharp turn and hit Zanka with its tail.
"FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER—" Zanka wasnt expecting the turn, so the only thing that he could do was take the hit. He didnt fall down tho. He only flew a bit and landed on his feet "Fucking trashbeats, I swear to Sphere!!" He yelled and the Beast who hit him came running in his direction.
Zanka grabbed the end of his staff and started spinning when he was close, like a beyblade, successfully hitting the Beast back. He didnt spot there tho, of course
Zanka hit the top of the Centipede's head REAL. FUCKING. HARD. with Lovely's spikes, making it collapse and even leaving a mark on the floor, like a little whole
There was only one more to go.
Zanka wasted no time in finishing the job. This last Beast was easier than the others, only a hit on the side did the trick.
Zanka sighed loudly, holding Lovely with both her hands as he deactivated her, stretching his arms and starting to walk back to the Cleaners HQ
While on the way back he noticed some familiar faces. Both considerably tall and big. One had red hair, the other had a blondish colour. He squinted his eyes and frowned.
Fuck. Just what he needed. His siblings. Kyouka and Goka. They were both still in the Hell Guard, and they were pretty high up
Unfortunately for Zanka, they noticed him and started walking torwards him in a way that honestly freaked him out
Zanka froze for some seconds before shaking his head and running to his right "FUCKKK FUCK FUCK FUIUCKKKB" He screamed while running
Well. Looks like his siblings werent up to joking today and started chasing after him. It was... scary but pretty in a weird way? The way Kyouka runned was really elegant, while Goka, well, he's just Goka.
"Zanka, stop running!" It was Kyouka yelling. Okay, now this is scary "FUCK NO????" Zanka yelled back, continuing to run. He held Lovely as he activated her, because she's always helpful even to run away
They continued running, catching a lot of attention because well, its the fucking HELL GUARD chasing someone while having a screaming match with each other.
"OMG GET WAY"
"ZANKA COME BACK HERE"
"ZANKA LISTEN TO HER"
"NOOOOODOJFOSOO"
They eventually even changed to having a screaming match in Japanese, drawing even more attention
One screamed, the other screamed back. Zanka used Lovely to help him jump over to a building. It didnt take long for his siblings to accompany him
"WHY'RE YER CHASIN' ME????"
"ZANKA, I SWEAR TO SPHERE, CANT YE JUST COME HERE??" They were still screaming, but in japanese, loud as fuck
After a while of running, Zanka passed through some unfortunate people. The Raiders. They just looked at Zanka running past them. Jabber snickered and said "Mr Bad Attitudeee!! Whatcha running f—"
He shut down real fast when he saw who was chasing him. Two higher ups of the Hell Guard, screaming at him in Japanese.
The Raiders just stared at the situation
"What the fuck is he being chased by the Guards for dawg" Jabber turned to the others and raised an eyebrow, lowkey amused "Aint cleaners supposed to be all nice and whateverr??"
"I have no idea but I am surprised" Cthoni stared at the scene
Zodyl hummed. He would probably look into this later as this was quite interesting to see a Cleaner being chased by the Hell Guards
Jabber fucking laughed
After a LONG fucking while of running, Zanka finally found someone that could help him. Enjin.
"ENJIN PLEASE ENJIN HELP" Zanka yelled at Enjin
Enjin heard his name and turned around, looking at the situation before bursting out laughing
"ENJIN THIS IS NOT FUNNY"
"OK OK SORRY, MY BAD" Enjin finished snickering before activating Umbreaker and grabbing Zanka and running away with him.
Zanka and Enjin heard some faint yelling in Japanese from behind them
Once they were finally safe, Enjin started laughing again
"So, PFFT, wanna explain to me what happened?"
"SO UHH LIKE—(pretend this is japanese)" Zanka started "In english, please?" "Oh- Okay sorry. So what happened was like i was takin' care of tha beasts I was assigned to in ma mission, and then when walkin' back i found them and they started chasin' me after i freaked out and ran" Enjin snickered "LMAO BAHAHAHAHS— Wait no- I cant laugh mb, yea okay- Thats wild" "It was scary" "Oh wow" Enjin snorted and ruffled Zanka's hair "You did a good job on ya cleaning tho!" Zanka's eyes had a slight shine in his eyes as a small smile appeared in his face as he looked to his side, giggling
"Heyy Zanka!!" It was Riyo's voice, who was being accompanied by Rudo, who looked more pissy than usual "Watcha looking all tired for?" Enjin looked at her "Yea, apparently his siblings have been chasing him for the past 30 minutes" When Riyo heard that she burst out laughing "BAHAHHA OH YOU GOTTA BE JOKING- BAHAHAHAH" Zanka mumbled some curse under his breath as she laughed "Zanka has siblings?" They all looked at Rudo, all with the same 'shit, we forgot to tell him'. Enjin walked up to him, putting his arm around his shoulders "So, ya see little man, our Zanka here has two siblings, theyre a real pain in the ass yknow?" Rudo did a 'oh' sound
"But now on a more serious note, we should tell the boss bout this" Enjin turned to Zanka as he talked. Riyo nodded "Yea, we should, this could be a bigger issue" Zanka hummed "I suppose, yes" Rudo was still kinda lost but shrugged and just went along with it. They went to talk with their boss because they should okay.