Work Text:
[felix has his phone on his desk with stolen school supplies as he is whispering something to someone on call]
felix:
hello…this is Felix wondering if you have hyunjins uhh..report card... he has-
Mr.lino:
(Standing behind felixx)
FELIX!!
felix:
(jumps in fright)
Wha-
Mr lino:
WHY R U STEALIN SCHOOL SUPPLIES?!??!?!
Felix:
Idk what ur talking about sir
Mr.lino:
UR FIRED!
felix:
Wait nonono sir! I didn't do anything I swear! I-I can explain!!
Mr.lino:
GO.
felix:
Wha-
Mr.lino:
Explain yourself. NOW.
felix:
I didn't do it!( the stolen supplies are clearly on the table bru) I have proof!
Mr.lino:
Where?!?!
felix:
Uhh..(runs out the classroom with the supplies)
Mr.lino:
HEY WTF- DID HE JUST RUN AWAY?!!!!!(runs out the classroom to catch him)
(felix is dancing in the hallway for some reason)
Mr.lino:
WHAT R U DOING?!??
Mr.lino:
WHY ARE YOU DANCING THE FUCK-
(he starts doing the macarena)
Mr.lino:
STOP THISS!!!
(lino starts chasing him around the school for like, 30 mins and finally chases him back in the classroom, and locks the door )
Mr.lino:
HAHAHA! I CORNERED YOU BITCH!
felix:
Wai-
(lino snatches the school supplies out his arms and unlocks the door)
Mr.lino:
GET OUT.
Felix:
What-
Mr.lino:
You're FIRED.
felix:
But-
Mr.lino:
I SAID UR FIRED.
Mr.lino:
NOW GET. OUT!!
felix:
I can explai-
Mr.lino:
Get the hell out.
felix:
But sir-
Mr.lino:
GET
OUT
BEFORE
I
GRAB
A
GUN!!!!!!
Felix:
I didn't-
Mr.lino:
NO.
Felix:
Sir-
Mr.lino:
UR FIREEEDDD!!!!!!!
Mr.lino:
[Grabs his ass and throws him out the window(for the second time this year)]
Mr.lino:
My work is done for today.(crying is heard In background)