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Dear diary... Today I decided to take the bus home during my lunch break and met a REALLY hot babe!
I really hate working shifts at my roommate's cafe (don't tell HIM i said that or he'll get me🥺) so I was out there as quick as i possibluy could!. This CHUD bus driver was bullying this poor inphernal into paying for a ride home so I of course (as the strong hot sexy inphernal i am) offered to pay for him. His name was Boombox. I'm pretty sure I've seen him around before but I've never gotten the chance to interact with him like this before (he's just my type so this was a huge win and i thought id shoot my shot).
Me and fine shyt sat down next to each other and lowkey started like chatting it up n stuff. I offered to take him out to dinner (as any gentleman should) and he said YES!!! 🥺🥺🥺 …I dont quite exactly what happened on the walk there BUT.. there was this freaky looking guy with a helmet n stuff and ive never seen a guy wearing a diaper on the outside of his pants walking around Crossroads. Next thing I know this guy’s summoning his gear and pointing it directly at BOOMBOX!!! I would not let that slide (cus im so strong and handsome) and used up all my gear energy for that day to OBLITERATE that BUM! I dont think it killed him but it definetely put that guy out of commissio n for quite a while.. Heh.
Boombox was obviously amazed by my awesome skills i pulled off with my gear cus im so awesome n stuff. Thankfully, the two of us were able to arrive at Ranged Royale without any other stupid interruptions. Even if there WERE any more obstacles that got in our way, i, as the cool individual i am, wouldve been there to protect my cutie patootie hot babe.. Heh.
Oh yeah and my ANNOYING STUPID STUPID SISTER was spying on me the entire time! I deadass watched her walk into the same restaurant as us in a funky outfit to try and disguise herself. JOKES ON YOU VIESTAFF, I COULD SMELL YOU FROM A MILE AWAY YOU STINKY BASEMENT DWELLER! I could hear her (and smell her) whenever she would audibly sigh, groan, and make comments at the two of us whenever i would try to rizz up Boombox. (I have W rizz btw)
But… uhm.. Right when things were about to get.. Hot and steamy with me and Boombox.. I heard these.. HUGE
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