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Bunnyboi8810 Speakerbox came plummeting into the ground, a loud, noticeable crash noise forming from impact. “I’m back, guys..- Who the hell is that???” the speakerbox turned to look at another object he couldn’t quite recognize… It was an orange speakerbox? and they were hosting HIS show?? He had to prevent this, NOW.
“You can’t host my show, man! That’s not cool…” The purple speakerbox huffed, turning back to all of his contestants. “There’s only eight of you? How long has this been going on???”
“There was always eight of us.” Flower replied bluntly
“Oh. I thought there were like, 40 of you-“
“We should go on a date.” Popsicle speakerbox interrupted.
“…What?” Bunnyboi8810 speakerbox questioned
“HELLO it is me, Hexagon the bestagon, and you actually forgot to ask for my approval of this, but yes, I do agree you two speakerboxes should date!”
“I don’t really know if this is a good idea-“
Moments later, the two speakerboxes were at a bar. The same bar Bunnyboi8810 Speakerbox was at before he had returned to his contestants…
“Bartender, bartender! Can we get 2 cocktails, please?” Bunnyboi8810 speakerbox requested
“Sure, dude!” The bartender replied, which turned out to be Chillguy, of course. He went to go quickly fix up some cocktails
“…So, um, do you like the color purple?” The PURPLE speakerbox asked awkwardly
“I guess.” Popsicle speakerbox responded bluffly
“…Well, what DO you like?” Bunnyboi8810 speakerbox asked curiously
“Popsicles.” The orange speakerbox replied
“…Alright, listen. I really don’t think this is a good idea, I mean… I-I haven’t hosted my show in 9 or 10 months and as soon as I get back to my job im back to square one. I think we should just go…” Bunnyboi8810 speakerbox suggested. There was an awkward silence after that… until-
“Yo, all your contestants just straight up died.” Fuel Pump ITFT stated while walking into the bar.
“Oh, what a surprise. Your unsupervised contestants die after a few minutes.” Popsicle speakerbox joked.
However, Bunnyboi8810 speakerbox did not seem to take that news well… He had unfortunately died from a heart attack quickly after. The stress was too much for him.. It was back to awkward, uncomfortable silence for a while, but then the bartender came back and witnessed the scene.
“What the hell?” Chillguy mumbled, placing the two cocktails on the counter before walking away.
The bunnyboi8810 speakerbox had a nice funeral with free food, and only 2 people showed up. Fitbit and Popsicle speakerbox. yup. the end Lol ok