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Lee Soo Hyuk struts into the library. It’s walls are expansive and call to mind European architecture. It smells like a library. Across the way, he sees a man hunched over a laptop furiously eating Auntie Anne’s pretzel bites. The way his fingers move across the keys make Soo Hyuk think that there must be an approaching deadline.
Lee Soo Hyuk pulls out his phone again, checking for the person he’s supposed to help study. Kim Rok Soo. He starts sobbing. He needs this man carnally.
The distance between them is rapidly decreasing as Lee Soo Hyuk vaults over the desks between him and the man. The other students in the library all gasp as Lee Soo Hyuk barrels into the man. The impact knocks both of them to the floor. Luckily, Lee Soo Hyuk manages to save the Auntie Anne’s Pretzel bites just in the knick of time.
The impact was so hard that Kim Rok Soo gets isekai’d to “The Birth of a Hero” timeline.
In a matter of seconds, Lee Soo Hyuk decides he cannot live without this man and bangs his head into the other man’s head so hard he also gets isekai’d to “The Birth of a Hero”
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Kim Rok Soo stands face to face with the God of Death. He still has an Auntie Anne’s Pretzel bite in his mouth and his hand. In such a state of shock, Kim Rok Soo offers a pretzel to the God of Death.
As he is offering up the pretzel bite, Lee Soo Hyuk appears where his pretzel bite was. He is now offering up Lee Soo Hyuk as a sacrifice.
“... I do not want this,” the God responds.
“Rude,” responds Lee Soo Hyuk, “I am so hot and sexy. Bob has multiple slideshow presentations about how cool I am.”
“Wait you know Bob?” Kim Rok Soo asks.
“No, do you?”
“No.”
“I do not want to see you, please leave.” The God raises their hand and sends them away with a dismissive hand.
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Instead of their original destination of “Birth of a Hero” they are transmigrated to “Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems” which is of course a science book.
Kim Rok Soo and Lee Soo Hyuk kiss.
The end.