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I was simply typing away at my keyboard. Another Ruikasa fanfiction. Oh how I love silly little gay men where I kill one of them.
I glanced away from the screen for one second to look at the Miku poster on my wall, and when I looked back at my phone, I saw none other than Rui and Tsukasa.
"WHAT THE FU-"
I almost threw my phone. The silly gay men. On my phone.
And then, Tsukasa spoke.
"WHY THE HECK ARE YOU KILLING MY BOYFRIEND?! WHY CAN'T WE DEFEAT THE DEMON KING TOGETHER?!" Tsukasa yelled. His eyes then turned to look like a sad puppy. "I just want peace."
Rui shrugged. "He's going to draw fanart of us soon, of us just existing. Sounds okay to me."
"WHAT IF HE KILLS YOU IN THE FANART?!"
I was mildly terrified. "Heeeeeeeeey...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY PHONE!?!?!?!?"
Rui chuckled. "We've been hiding in your wifi."
"But you're me!"
"I am unsure of how this works either."
Tsukasa clung to Rui's side. "Please! Spare my beautiful director! If he's you, why do you kill him?"
I shrugged. "I like doomed yaoi."
Rui nodded. "Very good taste."
"Can I get back to writing Rui's head being squished by a demon?"
Tsukasa's eyes widened to a comical degree. "You're doing WHAT-"
"Now now, my star. We should leave." Rui looked at me, and then back at Tsukasa.
And then they kissed. Because that's happens in most of my fanfictions.