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A random Saturday. Lightning strikes and thunder roars. Rain pours like a rushing waterfall. Guy looks out of the window. It's clearly not a great condition to climb so does that mean that he won't get ragebaited by Suction Cup Man? Finally! He has been waiting for this day for months and months and now it's finally time! A weekend without some guy screaming at the top of his lungs. It's ridiculous to even scream in the first place! It just distracts the workers and that means slower investments!
Loud screeches could be heard nearby. Oh dear god is he climbing at this sort of weather? No, that's impossible! His suction cups will simply not work!
More screeches. Louder. Greater. Along with a rhythmic tone of suction cups. You know, someone could make a song out of that if you know what I mean.
"WHAT'S UP BUSINESS DUMMY!"
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CLIMBING MY TOWER AT THIS WEATHER??"
"I wouldn't miss a Saturday!"
"You are going TO KILL YOURSELF!"
"Fuck you! You can't kill suction cup man!"
Suction Cup Man is clearly struggling to keep hold of the suction cups. All Guy could think about was Suction Cup Man's safety. "Man fell off business tower" imagine that on the newspaper! It would ruin his reputation! His money! His fame! He cannot risk his job! Not now! Not EVER! The struggle of preventing that possibility is quite strong though because I doubt that Suction Cup Man would even DARE to trust Guy after that one fight they had. He would think that it was another way to attack. I suppose it's worth a shot. It's better to try than to just watch him fall to his death.
"LALALALALALALA I'M SUCTION CUP MAN LOOK AT ME GO- WOAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
It's either now or never. Life or death. Who cares what Suction Cup Man says. He cannot be immortal forever. That one time was only because he got lucky after all!
"HOLD MY HAND!"
"WHAT ARE YOU? GAY??"
"DO YOU WANT TO FALL OR NOT??"
"I AM NOT GOING TO FALL! I'M SUCTION CUP MAN!!!"
The suction cups slowly slips. Clock is ticking.
"JUST TRUST ME!"
Thunder strikes. It takes over every sound that even dares to exist during the time of the thunder. Suction Cup Man's response came out as incoherent because of this.
Guy was confused. What did he say? Was it important? No. It probably wasn't. It's SUCTION CUP MAN after all! Nothing he says is serious in any way, shape or form.
"GET IN NOW!!!"
A sudden flash of light blinds Guy. It lasted a good 5 seconds before he was able to see again.
....
Wait.
...
Thunder is heard.
...
Where's Suction Cup Man?
Silence
Oh god. This is not good.... Did he fall? Got struck by lightning? If so, why didn't he hear any screams? There must be a logical situation here.
"What's up dumbass!"
Guy turned and saw that familiar face. He immediately jumped and almost fell out of the window. However something, or should I say someone stopped him.
"BE MORE CAREFUL BUSINESS DUMMY!"
It was Suction Cup Man... Wait. How did he get in the building so quickly? Oh why even care? He saved his life! Who could've imagined that a guy like him would do such things. Holding hands... It felt so warm even when the rain trys to flip it to the opposite way. He couldn't help but just stare at his magnificent face.. his messy hair.. his- hold that thought. Is he- no. This cannot be. It must be some sort of misunderstanding! He can't be falling in love! All these thoughts was just because he saved his life that's all! Right?
Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes and pushed Guy away from the window. Guy was lost in his thoughts and so he just flops onto Suction Cup Man like paper.
"Jeez! Have some control will ya? I know your life just flashed before your eyes but you SHOULD NOT be acting this way."
Guy pushed himself away from Suction Cup Man and tries to act as if nothing happened.
"Ah yes, I apologise! I suppose I was just terrified about falling to my death or to-"
"Go to the hospital?"
"Well uhhhh- YEAH! Oh anyways we must bring you back to the shack now. Don't ever climb in such conditions again! You could really harm yourself!"
"What's the big deal?? It's just risk taking!"
"YOU ALMOST DIED?!?"
"Relax! Suction Cup Man never dies!"
"You can't be serious right now."