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Why does reading an explicit fic seem so horrible yet
feel so rightttttt
I shouldn't read this crap
that's not who i am
but with this author
*Daaaaaamn*
Hey, Mister No-Name author
so who might you be
and could you write
for me
And, hey
could you face the crowd
could you write all of this and still act proud?
Hey, could you hold my page
and could you carry me through
the deranged
It’s fine
if you don't agree,
but i would comment for you
if you would write
for meeeeee
Let them call us crazy fans
i don’t care how muuuuch
You can set my broken heart
and i
can give you kudos
Hey, you can write real good
you have lasted longer than i
thought you would
so hey, Mister No-Name author
if some night you are freeeeee
(wohhhhhh woohhhhh)
wanna write for meeeee
(holy shit)
if you are still aliiiiive
(holy shit)
and the ao3 curse isn’t on youuuu
(holy shit)
wanna wriiitee for meeeeeeee
(holy shit, holy shit, holy shiiiiiiit)