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Morella created a group
Morella added Lenore
Morella added Annebel Lee
Morella added Eulalie
Eulalie added Bereniece
Morella added Ada
Morella added Duke
Morella added Prospero
Morella added Will
Will added Montressor
Lenore:
Morella love what is this
Morella:
A group chat ☺️
Prospero:
Yes, but what for?
Annabel Lee:
Lenore, would it be so hard to punctuate your sentences?
Lenore:
Yes. Yes it would
Montresor:
Shut uuuuppp. I'm tryna sleep.
Prospero :
Montessor, it seems you avoid politeness like the plague
Monty:
Same plague you died in?
Annabel Lee:
Montessor.
Will:
Guys leave Monty alone. He’s just tryna sleep. Right Monty?
Montressor:
Kissass.
Duke:
Morella, mon Amie. What did you make this chat for?
Morella:
So that we can hang out outside of school.😁
Pluto:
Oh.
Morella:
Is it bad? Should I delete it? I’m sorry I wasn’t thinking.
Annabel Lee:
No, no love. It’s quite alright. No need to trouble yourself.
Lenore. You’ve been quiet. Did you finally notice how unnecessary it is for you to talk.
Lenore:
Please the only unnecessary thing is how you carry yourself around like a low quality princess.
(Silence has befallen upon the chat)
Eulalie:
Guys, is it so hard to NOT fight for once. You act like a married couple.
Duke:
I'm afraid Ma cherie has a point.
Prospero:
It's quite true. Annabel Lee? Lenore? Would you like to explain?
Pluto:
Eulalie's right.
Duke:
Has anybody seen mademoiselle? Ah never mind she's under Montressors bed.
Morella:
What was she doing?
Lenore:
What was she wearing
Annabel Lee:
LENORE VANDERNATCH! HOW IMPROPER!
Lenore:
But I was just curious
Annabel Lee:
Isn't that curiosity how you nearly broke your collarbone?!
Ada:
Not that I care, but what was she doing?
Lenore:
Annabel Lee. NO
(Chat exploding)
Will:
Please Annabel Lee
Montressor:
Yeah! What will said
Duke:
Oui! Tell us! you must.
Prospero:
I must admit, I too would like to know what act of foolishness Lenore has committed.
Berenice:
Come oooooonnnn Annabel Lee!! Tell us
Eulalie:
I wonder what was going on in her head while she did it. Hihihi~
Pluto:
Did she get in trouble with the deans?
Annabel Lee:
However will I know! Did you Lenore?
Lenore:
Annabel Lee....
Annabel Lee:
Very well Lenore. I will spare you.
Lenore:
Thank you
Annabel lee:
Lenore tried to do backflip from the tree in the arboretum and landed on the deans. She broke Dean Mourn's tooth and Dean Merry's nose, ended up getting 150 demerits, and on top of that did not land the flip.
(Chat falling into chaos)
Pluto:
No way!!!!
Berenice:
Hahahahahahahhahaa. Lenore you IDIOT. luv ya
Ada:
I knew you were foolish, but this?!
Will:
She's an even bigger fool than Monty!😭
Montresor:
Will, what IN TARNATION DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Eulalie:
Well he's not wrong. Is he?
Everybody:
No, not really.
Montressor:
Whatever. Im goin back ta sleep
Duke:
Mademoiselle, you can come out of below the bed.
Ada:
Oh. Thank you. I mean, as I should.
Annabel Lee:
Ada, please. A bit of decency would do.
Lenore:
Or a better hiding place
Ada:
Is your plan just to shame me for something I didn’t do?!
Berenice:
Nobody said you did anything sugar.
Ada:
You hinted at it 🙄.
Prospero:
That’s quite enough, Ada.
Ada:
And who EXACTLY are YOU?! You don’t get to act all high and mighty when you’re the same person who’s been not so discreetly trying to ask Annabel Lee out.
Duke:
Ooooooooooh 🫢
Berenice:
Did she just…
Eulalie:
Stand up to Prospero?
Lenore:
The exposation is MAD
Pluto:
NAAAAAAAHHHH 😱
Annabel Lee:
Prospero is this true?!
Prospero:
….
NO! It’s pure PROPAGANDA!!
Montresor:
Then why you always mumblin’ bout her in yer sleep?
Prospero left the group chat
Berenice added Prospero
Prospero:
There’s no escape, is there?
Everyone:
NOPE!