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Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have been dolls. But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. The girls who played with them could only ever play at being mothers, which can be fun, at least for awhile, anyway. Ask your mother. This continued until with brown hair showed up and little girls started playing with her. Jane changed everything. Then she changed it all again. All of these women are Jane and Jane is all of these women. She might have started out as a lady in a bathing suit but she became so much more...Because Jane can be anything, women can be anything and this has been reflected back to the girls in the Real World...Thanks to Jane, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. At least that's what the Janes think because they're living in Janeland. And here is one of those Janes now living her best day every day.
Jane woke up happily in her own purple world as she always did and waved to the other Janes. She took a shower that was fake the to the Real World but real to her because she was a doll although she didn't seem to mind. As usual, everything was perfect in Janeland as she got dressed in a purple dress, brushed her hair in her fake mirror, went down a slide, and had fake breakfast. Jane floated down to her car because humans put Jane dolls where they see fit.
"Hi Jane."
"Hi Skipper." "Hi Jane."
"And Midge."
Midge was Janel's pregnant friend. She was discontinued. Let's move on.
Jane continued to say hi to the other Janes and dolls around her.
"Hey ladies. Good morning."
At President Jane's house, President Jane, a black woman, said, "Turn to the Jane next to you and tell her how much you love her. Compliment her. Reporter Jane, you can ask me any question you want." The rest of the Janes of all different backgrounds did so.
"How come you're so amazing?" Reporter Jane asked.
"No comment. No seriously, no comment." All the Janes laughed. "I love you guys." The Janes gave each other Nobel Prizes as if they weren't rigged. Lawyer Jane, a plus-sized woman, exercised her right of free speech and won the case of course. Stereotypical Jane left in her purple car and a Pilot Jane said hi to her. Astronaut Janes also said hi to her.
"Yay space!" Plain Jane said.
Jane has a great day every day but Mike only has a great day if Jane looks at him.