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What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer [Podfic]

Summary:

Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

“I’m not giving you my home address.”

“Why not!”

“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

 

In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

Podfic of What The Fuck Is An Elder Queer by luulapants.

Notes:

Hello hello! New multi-chapter cold read! I honestly cannot stop thinking about this fic, so I’m very grateful that luulapants gave me permission to pod it! When I love a fic, I want to eat it and this is how I do that.

Chapter 1: A Date

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cover art.

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Music: Bette Midler, Friends

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Notes:

So, ok, for music we have the Divine Ms M herself, with the song she sang at the 1973 pride rally. I hope you know what a gay icon Bette Midler is, but if you are baby!gay and don’t, or if you only know her from, like, wind beneath my wings, then you have learned a thing today! She is also huuuuuge in my family; this is the soundtrack of my childhood. I am putting these notes in on my phone, but I maaaay post some links in future chapters.

I went through a lot of different song ideas but this was the one that occurred to me organically and I could not get it out of my head, which meant that everything else just sounded wrong! Maybe different chapters will need different vibes but for now, experience the Divine. Ya welcome.