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Spoke was so boreeeeeeeedddddddd!!!
Parrot was busy doing king stuff.
”Sorry spoke, I need to approve the new laws.”
Flame was fighting again.
”Bro like bro like bro I’m fighting bro. Bro can’t you see I’m fighting bro? Bro I’m getting stronger bro, bro I’m tryna fight Wemmbu bro like bro.”
Wemmbu was busy going to the beach with eggchan for some reason..?
“Shush Spoke. I need to spend my time with egg first.”
Mappic was busy.
”Sorry Spoke, I’m tryna test out my new cocai—“
Oh! I know! He should spy on JamatoP.
Spoke crept over to Jamato’s house. Let’s see what he was doing now?
Jamato was so happy! His beautiful, astounding, astronomical, elegant Boyfriend wifies asked him to bake together!
This counted as a date? Right? Oh who cares! He got to spend time with Wifies!
Jamato let wifies in and got the ingredients ready.. not knowing SOMEONE was watching them.
Oh boy! I sure hope this cooking session won’t go horribly wrong!
STEP 1: the dough.
First, chill the dough or something.. eh, I don’t know shit about baking I can’t tell you this.
Anyway, while Jamato was waiting for the dough to be ready Wifies tapped his shoulder.
”hm?”
Wifies pulled in for a kiss, Jamato went closer. Aww! Lovebirds!
Due to them being distracted by kissing, Spoke added a bit of.. “powder” he stole from mappic. Into the dough, sure hope this won’t affect them!
STEP 2: Add the chocolate chips!
Wifies grabbed the chocolate chips and added just the right amount to every cookie. Unbeknownst to him, a certain voiding had added a special ingredient..
Next!
STEP 3: roll the dough and put in the oven.
Wifies and Jamato rolled the dough and put it in the oven just as said. Setting the temperature and waiting for a bit.
to pass the time, The two lovebirds went to Jamato’s garden to look at the flowers, they admired the majestic roses.. (hope that rose is away from drip stone..)
after the cookies were ready, Wifies wanted to taste test to see if it was good.
”Aww.. Yum— What the fuck?”
Wifies tasted the crack and spit out the cookie.
Jamato tried one and tasted it too, oh no! Who could have done such a thing?!
From the corner of his eye, Jamato saw a black and rainbow silhouette.. oh for fucks sake!
Jamato yelled at the window,
“SPOKE YOU BITCH WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
Spoke realized his time was up and crawled into the house.
“Do you gaizzz liek mai secret ingredient??”
”WHAT THE FUCK. NO???”
”too bad so sad!!!”
Spoke stole the tray of cookies and fed it to his friends. The end.