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Ya know what time it isss~~~~~

It's pride month!!

IT’S TIME TO BRING OUT THE GAYS!!!!!

(This is just a lil quick and silly thing about all of my OCs who have something to do w/ lgbtq uhh ya!)

[Also this fic assumes you know what chars. Like legend, Sir. Google, charter, and shreve all look like. Kay? :3] 

{shreve is the grovyle at the start of chap2 in Team Colorz w/ a ‘z’ {not sorry for the spoiler XD}}

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“Wowie a white box.. How cool.. I love being in a white box.” The lantern shork examined the place further more. “So uhh.. Sir. Google?” The nightcrawler next to them grunted. “You wanna mess with Bandit, later?” Sir. Google signed. “Sure.. You never get tired of doing those things will ya’, Legend?” Legend smiled. “Nuh uh uh!” The two continued to walk further into the “white box.” Suddenly, they could see a group of figures out in the distance. Legend tugs on Sir. Google’s sleeve.  “I bet they know how to get out. Last one there’s a scrambled egg!” “Bet!” Sir. Google gave Legend a 5 second head start before he completely out-ran them and made it to the crowd way before Legend could even get close to them.

 Legend made it over to Sir. Google and leaned onto their shoulder, gasping for air. “Fuck you, man. Why you gotta be so fast?” There were few people around them. The word people wouldn’t be really relevant as there were some raytraxians, Pokémon , and a blocky guy.  Further examining the crowd, Legend was able to see some familiar faces. He started to bounce on his feet as he pointed out the ones he knew. “That’s Khi, Kyce, Kenzi, Sirl, Avery, Tristen, THE SILLY SEAL!!, Hharlet, Crowley, - uhhh - that’s a Grovyle, Flygon, Charmeleon, silly lil Roblox dude, and… Me..? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME?!” 

Legend ran over to his humanoid version. They wore the same clothes as him. A slightly dark blue shirt with a red R on the left side of their chest and some cyan colored pants with a generic pair of shoes all topped off with the iconic red visor. The difference between them was that - obviously - one was human while the other was a raytraxian. Legend pointed a digit in his copy’s face. “You’re me and I don’t like it.” His copy pointed a finger right back at him. “You sound like me and I don’t like it!” The two started to argue, comparing their height and the way they stood. “Let me guess, your name is also Legend!” The human’s mouth dropped. “WHAT DA FAWK?! My name is Legend!” “So is m-“ “My name’s Legend too!” A much younger version of their voice could be heard. The two turned to the direction it came from and saw a blocky figure. The figure wore a roblox ‘R’ baseball cap and a polo that resembled Kanye West’s iconic orange and blue polo during the college dropout era. (dont flame me if i got something wrong okay i dont know anything about kanye DX) They also wore pants and shoes inspired by Tyler, The Creator, alongside a small seal keychain at their waist. The lantern shork brought a paw up to their visor. “Say what now?” 

Sir. Google couldn’t help but grin at the interaction happening between these different Legends. Suddenly a voice called out to him, “Nightcrawler!?” He turned towards it and saw the shork gang - as they called themselves. The “gang” consisted of Sirl, Avery, and Tristen. Sirl, a Wisp, wore a torn up t-shirt, covered with a lab coat on top,  and generic black pants. Avery, a Melon shork, also wore a lab coat but he had a fully intact domo t-shirt underneath it and he wore jeans. He also had a visor, similar Legend’s although his was green instead of red. And lastly, Tristen, a regular shork, wore… A shirt of a cat in front of a galaxy background and some black and white tiled pajamas. 

Avery stepped closer towards Sir. Google. “What are you doing here?” Sir. Google shrugged. “Does nightcrawler really crawl at night?” Everyone turned to look at Tristen. “What? Why ya’ll lookin’ at me?” Sirl dramatically sighed. He placed a paw onto Tristen’s shoulder. “Not every thought has to be said out loud, bud.” Tristen groaned. “But does he?” Avery scoffed. “No, dumbass!” Tristen crossed his arms and  frowned. “Im not dumb.” “Yes you are bro you’re fucking reta-“ Sir. Google sighed. Maybe he can learn more about the “Pokémon.” 

“Charter, how come you’re not with Sam - nor Tox?” Charter started at the white…ness (chat how do I explain it *sob*) as if something would magically appear. “I dunno. I was with them but then I got really tired and fell asleep and woke up somewhere around here in this - uhhh - white box type thing - it’s like we’re in a canvas, ya’ know? Like, a canvas is white and stuff - that kinda looks like what we’re in. Also what are all these weird lookin’ Pokémon? Are they even Pokémon?  Cuz i have never seen any of these.” Shreve held a tight grip on his bag as he examined everyone around them. “I don’t know, man. This is all confusing…” The Flygon next to Shreve, on the other hand, was astonished by everyone. Especially Sir. Google. “I really like how they all look! They’re so cool!!” Shreve chuckled. “Sky’s always finding everything cool.” 

Sir. Google walked up to the three of them, each giving him a different look of wonder. “Eh - Do ya’ll know a way outta here?” Shreve turned towards Sir. Google. “Nah man. Just as confused as you are-“ “Yeah, like, what are you?” Sir. Google was taken off guard by that question. “I-i’m a raytraxian. Specifically a nightcrawler.” Charter and Sky turned to look at Shreve. “What - What are ya’ll looking at me for?” Charter tipped his cap a bit. “You’re Mr. Know It All.” “Yeah!” Sky placed a hand on Shreve’s shoulder. “Shouldn’t you know?” “Duh-“ Shreve brushed off Sky’s hand. “No. I don’t know!” Sir. Google shifted his weight between his legs. “Raytraxians are kinda like failed lab experiments - or something. I'm not really sure.”  Silence fell between them. “Uh….” Shreve desperately looks at Charter and Sky. Charter just shrugged while Sky got distracted by something else. “Well..” Shreve  began to introduce Sky, Charter, and himself to Sir. Google. “My name’s Shreve. I’m a Grovyle. His name’s Charter. He’s a Charmeleon. Uhh.. Sky?” Shreve turned around but Sky was nowhere to be found. “Okay.. Well, the dragon guy that was with us is named Sky. They’re a Flygon-“ “Are you some sort of lizard? You look like a Salazzle but you’re not even close to a Salazzle.” Once again, Sir. Google was caught off guard with Charter’s question. “Yeah, I’m a lizzard.” 

While the Legends were arguing and Sir. Google was busy knowing more about the Pokémon, two raytraxians were standing beside each other. They were a fair distance from the rest. One was a Ghostfox, gently holding the hand of the other, a Catte. “Uh.. So.. Are we just stuck here?” The Catte leaned onto the Ghostfox’s shoulder. “More than likely… You’re really fluffy. You know that, right?” The Ghostfox scoffed. “No duh, Kenzi. I'm a ghostfox, of course I'm fluffy!” Kenzi giggled as she thought of something. She looked into the ghostfox’s eyes. “Fluffy Kyce! A big ol’ fluffy boy!” Kyce’s face began to redden. The “box” suddenly became interesting to them. “I swear, if you don’t stop…” “What? What cha’ gonna do, fluffy boy?” Kyce’s face was now a burning red. They started to mess with their cheek fluff, twirling it around their digits. “Stop calling me that!” Kenzi started to laugh, clutching her stomach and struggling to breathe. “It.. It-It’s true though!” Kenzi continued to laugh while Kyce looked visibly embarrassed. Oh how she loves to tease them.. “You can’t do anything! You’ll still be a fluffy boy!” “Stop!!” 

The Legends finally stopped arguing, all exhausted from using so much of their brain cell(s). The lantern shork decided to walk back to Sir. Google when they spotted a familiar figure nearby. He couldn’t see very well due to the figure being the around same color as the “box” but he could make out the shape. They were around the same as a regular shork but had more “harp seal-like” attributes… THE SILLY SEAL! Legend ran over to them, leaving the other Legends behind.  The seal was talking to the shork gang. 

“I mean… I don’t think it would really hurt all that much.. Nightcrawler is pretty chill nowadays. Pretty.. He still sometimes gets in a mood and absolutely beats the shit out of someone but that’s like really rare now.” Avery scratches the back of his head. “I dunno how he did it. Like, he’s a completely different person now.” “Haiii guys! Haii soup!” Everyone jumped from Legend’s sudden appearance, except for Sirl who flinched.

The seal, named Soup, quickly “brightened up.” “Hai!!” Legend began to bounce on his feet, booping Soup on the nose at the same time. “Boop!” The two started to giggle at each other, Soup also booping Legend back. “Okay, you love birds, that’s enough.” Sirl placed a paw onto the two’s shoulders. “No need for all of that.” Legend’s ears perked back and his tail shot up. He glared at Sirl - well, tried to. “We’re not love birds! We’re just friends!” Sirl started to laugh at Legend. Even while Legend was mad, he did not look intimidating at all. Rather, he looked more silly than scary. Legend started to flap his arms. “Why are you laughing!?” Sirl started to laugh even harder than before. “Oh my.. god! You.. You look so fuckin’… Gah! You are not scary at all!” Legend crossed his arms and turned his back towards Sirl, grunting in the process. “Bully..” His tail began to whip from side to side as his ears twitched.

Further away from the crowd, a group of four could be seen. “I actually used to go by Legend..ye but… I lost interest in that and instead gave it to Legend and now I go by Tree or 3wrT! Pretty cool :D” This group consisted of four figures with attributes similar to raytraxians; however, they aren’t raytraxians. “I know I’m doin a lot of yappin but you do not know how much I love crows!  GAHHH I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCHHHHH!!! XD That’s why I made Tree!” A crow-like figure, who wore generic glasses, pointed a wing towards themselves. “And Crowley! :D” That same figure pointed another wing towards another crow-like figure who looked awfully similar to them - same glasses too. “Wait, but, why’d you make yourself look like Crowley?” A third figure, a wolf who wore shades and a fedora with green and red markings around their body, leaned onto the fourth figure’s shoulder. The fourth figure was a black panther with scars scattered across their body, some hidden by extra fluff. 

“Why thank you for asking Hharlet cuz I was about to say why I look so much like Crowley :) Basically, Crowley was actually supposed to be my fursona - pretty obvious that I would be a furry since I have like 1k OCs and only 3 are human.. *sob* But Crowley was my fursona and then I made him into like a full fledged OC and then realized that If I were to go on the internet as Crowley my “coming soon” fans would be confused cuz ya know two Crowleys who are completely different yet completely  look the same so I was like “Legend has 3 versions what’ll go wrong if i give Crowley 2 versions?” And so I made Tree and changed his highlights from purple to green, made his wings slightly bigger, made him taller, gave him a more “Justin Bieber in the photoshoots” type aesthetic, and changed his hairstyle to be more messy than Crowley’s :]” 

Crowley raised a wing. “Question, if you’re the reason for everything that has happened so far then, why did you make Khi go through Laminax?” Tree stiffened at the question and glanced at Khi, the panther that Hharlet’s leaning on. “Uhhh… I dunno! Ask 8 year old me bro I don’t even wanna know why I did that >n<“ Khi crossed his arms and sighed. “You know everything but yet you don't." Tree frowned. “Hey now I have the memory of a goldfish…

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I think we should go meet up with the others.” 

Everyone was now talking to the pokemon and the robloxian version of Legend, wondering as to what they were and why they looked like - well.. themselves. The other versions of Legend were taking turns telling everyone about the pokemon but started arguing when they were explaining the lore behind the robloxian. “No, because back then I didn’t have a lot of robux so there’s no way that he actually made a ton of robux just from that game!” The lantern shork placed a paw on his visor. “I dunno man. I swear he had a ton of robux. I literally remember-“Hey my fellow chatters! XD” 

Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Tree and the others. No one moved, except for the humanoid and lantern shork Legends who ran over to Khi both yelling, ““BESTIE,”” at the top of their lungs. “Wait a minute..”  They both turned to each other. ““Bestie?”” They were both in sync. Cool! They even gasped at the same time when they realized it. The lantern shork tapped the side of his head with a digit, the human doing the same. “Great minds think alike!” “Sharin’ the same braince- what.” The lantern shork started to flap their arms. “Oh come on! You ruined it!” The human stomped. “Me!? YOU RUINED IT BY SAYING SOME CORNY ASS SHIT!” “CORNY?! YOU’RE CORNY!” Tree sighed. “Computa, move Legend(2nd) to ‘Whiteboxthing\Shorkgang\Soup’ :/“ Almost instantly, the humanoid version of Legend disappeared and reappeared in front of Soup. “OH MY GOD! A SEAL! AAAAAAAAAAH!” Everyone watched as they started to circle around Soup, rambling on about how cool soup was and how cute they were. The lantern shork could feel himself cringing, knowing that he used to act like that. 

“Well.. Uh… Haii guys!!” Hharlet lunged at Legend and wrapped him tightly into their arms. “Hi!~” Legend giggled and hugged them back. “Ello!”After a while, they let go of each other. Tree adjusted his glasses and pulled out a notebook from thin air. “So.. I think that now is a good time to-“Why are there two Crowleys?” Tree glared at Legend but then raised a wing and exclaimed, “Erm, achually. My name is Tree not Crowley. B1 Anyways as I was saying” He began to stare straight into Legend’s soul. “Before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY A CERTAIN SONEOMEEEEE >:[ I think now is a good time to tell y’all why y’all are here!” In an instant, every head turned towards Tree. “I know why! It’s because I’m goated and y’all are here to party with me!” Avery slapped the back of Tristen’s head. “Bro shut up! You are not him!” “It’S bEcAuSe I’m GoAtEd~” Sirl mocked.

“No Tristen it is not because you’re goated :/ but it is because every single one of you is gay! :D (in some way..)” 

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Everyone was silent. “Im crine why nobody give a fuck DX” Tree was sort of right. Crowley, the Legends, Sir. Google, Kenzi, Kyce, Soup, and the Shorkgang gave no reaction. However, the same couldn’t be said for the Khi, Harlet, and the pokemon. Shreve and Sky were visibly embarrassed, Charter slowly beginning to panic. Hharlet was happily leaning onto Khi. Khi became defensive. “I’m not.. gay. I have a girlfriend. Well.. Sorta.” Tree gave a cocky grin. “You’re right! You’re not gay but you’re also Aromantic which is still LGBTQ! :D” Khi was quiet for a bit. “What’s.. That..?”  Tree cleared his throat and began to read from the notebook. “Aromantic (or aromanticism as said by da wiki) is defined as ‘experiencing little to no romantic desire or attraction towards others.’ Which you obviously don’t have! :3” “ooh…” Khi looked at the ground, slightly embarrassed. “For Hharlet, obviously Bi. Crow-“What’s that?” Tree frowned. “Bi is short for bisexual usually defined as ‘romantic or sexual attraction towards more than one gender or attraction not limited by gender’ Tristen. :/ Now as I was-“Is that a good thing?” Tree sighed. “I don’t know it depends on the situation. “ “So if a person was bi at like a restaurant would that be good?” “Depends if the people around them are okay with it…” “So it’s not good?” “No but also yes…” “I don’t get it.” “God damn it Tristen if the people around them are fine with it then it’s fine if not then its not… >:/“ “Ooohhhhhh~ I understand it now.”

Tree dramatically sighed. “As I was saying, Crowley, Me, robloxian and human legend are all aroace. :D Meaning we experience little to no romantic or sexual attraction towards others!” The lantern shork became confused. “Why not me?” Tree giggled to himself. “Let me tell you somethin about me when I started to create this entire trilogy (TheEpikShow, Da Epikly Epik Legend, and Maziket) I played A LOT of kp (oh how fun 3.1 was.. ill miss it) and that kinda unlocked the furry in me and like last month I was reading something for… Educational purposes (trust) and realized that I was really into fluff (especially if it was gay) so when I was creating you I was like why not make him gay so I made you gay with Sir. Google B1 (season 3 episode 10 full written uncensored script) Sir. Google is also gay he just wont accept it :3” Sir. Google perched up. “I’m not gay!” Tree chuckled. “I told ya! He won’t accept it!” “Cuz I’m not!” “Then what about when you and Legend both got drunk? XD” 

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“Uhh..” Sir. Google started to blush. “Dah-Legend made me do all that, kay? I was forced!” “Yeah… He forced you to kiss and cuddle with him even though you could’ve easily pushed him away or just could’ve told him to stop. He forced you~” “I-I was drunk!” “I dunno man I think you were drunk until after he did that..” Sir. Google became silent, his face was burning up. Legend chuckled. “I lowkey don’t remember that!” Tree turned the page of his notebook. “The next ones on the list are Shreve, Sky, Charter, and the Shorkgang!  Who are all gay! :D” Shreve messed with his bag. “That is true.. Wait. Charter?” He turned towards Charter. “Since when were you gay?” Charter gave an embarrassed smile. “Ehh.. See.. I’m friends with Ford - ya’know, the Frogadier - well I kinda have a crush on them - not major but ya’know - when were ya’ll gay?” Shreve now started to fidget with the strap of his bag. “Ehh, kind of fell in love with Sky whenever I first met him.. We’re.. In a relationship.” Sky appeared behind Shreve. “And he was RE-“GAH!” 

Shreve smacked Sky right in the face, out of fear. “Awooghhh..” Sky stumbled backwards. “Don’t scare me like that!” Charter started to chuckle. “God damn! That hurts, no, burns! Owie..” Shreve sighed. He looked at Charter, who’s trying their best to not laugh. “What are you laughing at?!” Charter started to really laugh. “Ugh! I hate ya’ll!” Shreve crossed his arms as a smile crept onto his face. “Ha! H-hate’s a strong word, pa!” “Shut up! I ain’t yo ‘pa’ no more!” The pain in Sky’s face started to become tolerable. “And to think this guy was shy when I first met him.” “You too, Sky! Shut up!” Shreve started to crack up. “Shut up before I slap yo bitch ass again!” All three of them were laughing. “Ya’ll do too much, man!” 

While that was happening, Avery talked to Tree. “Hold up. We, as in Shorkgang. Gay!?” Tree nodded. “Yup, yup! Gay! :D” Tristen stood on his toes. “Gay as in happy!” Tree frowned. “No Tristen gay as in liking boys.” “How do you know?” “Because i’m your creator.” “Wait really?” “Yes. Anyways all three of ya’ll are gay! To who? Ya’ll are gay to each other!! XD”Avery and Sirl started to reason with Tree, talking over each other in the process. “Woahh woah woah! One at a time! Heh..! Ladies ladies one at a time! :3 [insert laugh track plez]” Sirl scoffed. “I ain’t into that shit.” Tristen pointed at Tree. “Yea! It’s just bromance!” Avery and Sirl both stared at Tristen. Sirl made a long grunt-like sound as a mockery to Tristen. Avery’s ears began to twitch. “Bro what.” Tristen winced a bit. “What?” 

“Welllll ima let them deal with thatttt” Tree continued to read from his notebook. “Next on the list is Kenzi, Kyce, and Soup! We kinda already know that right?” Tree looked around, everyone was doing their own thing. Crowley raised his wing. “Question, aside from us being queer, why are we here?” Tree thought for a second before awkwardly smiling. “Heh.. Good question bud!.. I dunoo.. :( I thought it would be a good idea to make a lil pride month special with my OCs.. I didn’t really think it through and like I wrote way too much to just throw in the trash yaknow I had to finish it. :/“ Tree messed with his cheek fluff. “So uhh..” He looked around one final time. “Ya’ll gonna like talk to each other or somethin?” No one really said anything for a while. Charter pulled an apple out of his bag and began to eat it. “I kingha wanna go bagh an finish my jogh.. O mayhe even go do sheep.” Sky gasped and turned to Shreve with a mischievous grin. “You wanna go to the dojo~?” “NO! I HATE THAT PLACE! NOOOO!” 

“So no one’s gonna do anything… God damnit I wasted an entire month writing this shit GAHHH!! Yall are lame! DX” 

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“Dat’s da end cuz these pebbles don’t wanna do stuff >:(“