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Makkkii: i feel so blind rn like holy shit
Makkkii: im squinting at everything this is how i die
Nyattsun: It's because you're on that phone all the time
Makkkii: fight me pam
Nyattsun: *breaks your cheap Tupperware * let's go Donna
Makkkii: you and ypur store bought brownies are no match for me and my seven oven
Nyattsun: At least I feed my kids organic vegetables for snacks when you feed them those "rice crispys"
Makkkii: leave my children out of this we all know the real issue here is how close your babysitter and husband are getting recently, huh pam?
Nyattsun: I sold oregano to your kids once and told them it was pot. They are NOT going to heaven.
Makkkii: what are you doing selling fake drugs to my children anyways? wheres the holiness in that pma
Nyattsun: Jesus told me in a dream that your children needed to be tested. They were and they FAILED. Kinda like your oldest sons report card
Makkkii: so we're just ginna ignore your daughter's consistent outrageously bad grades in favor of my boy's single semester?
Nyattsun: She went to bible camp once Donna.
Makkkii: my son is a bible camp COUNSELOR. At least we say our prayers before eating unlike your family, as I saw at the block barbecue last month
Nyattsun: I'm tired of your shit *drives away in 2002 silver Toyota minivan*
Nyattsun: I have my son's soccer game to catch
Makkkii: You're not getting away that easily are you forgetting my daughter is that team's cheerleader *follows you in slighty different shade of silver 2002 toyota minivan*
Nyattsun: I saw your boy KISS another boy once Donna! Your WHOLE family is going to hell
Nyattsun: Also i saw your oldest daughter kiss her boyfriend the other day!! Out of wedlock!! Hell!! All of you!
Makkkii: That's rude coming from you! remember that time in college when you made out with tracy silverton! You're the one going to hel!!
Nyattsun: That's it, you're not coming to our neighborhood barbeque! You're off the neighbourhood committee too!
Makkkii: You have to vote me off! Good luck convincing Martha to boot me! I once made her a whole potluck!
Nyattsun: We all know that you called the catering company. Cathrine from accounting's sister works there and she told me!
Makkkii: That still leaves Janet and my sister-in-law Barbara! They both have my back!
Nyattsun: Both their husbands tried to sleep with me! They'll take my side
Makkkii: You're going to hell for seducing them! They were good men! Even if they do vote me off, I'll still come to meetings!
Nyattsun: They came on to me! They called me a "milf"! They said they learned that from your sons "twitter"
Makkki: Oh, and the fact that my husband learned the term "dilf" from you daughter directly isn't a problem at all??
Nyattsun: Darn it's light friday?
Iwa-Chan-San has entered meme fuccs
Iwa-Chan-San: guys wtf its 1 am
Makkkii: What??
Nyattsun: Dilf
Nyattsun: My daughter is wholy
Iwa-Chan-San: *holy
Nyattsun: Don't patronize me Karen!!
Makkkii: Just accept your ascent to hell already Pamela!
Nyattsun: That just means I'll be seeing more of you!
Iwa-Chan-San: why are you two like this
Makkki: I'll be in heaven while you rot!
Nyattsun: *jumps out of minivan in full fur suit*
Makkkii: how dare you ruin our hyper realistic housewife mutual roasting with furries
Iwa-chan-san: why
Nyattsun: MmmmMm yes roast me donna
Nyattsun: It's my kink
Makkkii: disGUSTING
Iwa-Chan-San: bye
Iwa-Chan-San has left meme fuccs
Nyattsun: The whole neighborhood is furries
Nyattsun: I'm going to hell anyways
Makkkii: We all are eventually
Nyattsun: What if,
Nyattsun: Now just listen
Makkkii: am i going to regret this
Nyattsun: What if,, this is already hell and we're all here bc suburban white soccer moms are devils
Makkkii: interesting theory
Makkkii: but
Nyattsun: But,,,,
Makkkii: how can this be hell if we have
Makkkii: dogs
Nyattsun: Ahhh
Nyattsun: But,,,,
Nyattsun: Remember the huge multiple headed dog that guards the gates to the underworld in Greek mythology
Nyattsun: And Anubis is the Egyptian God of death. He was often depicted as a dog or half man half dog
Iwa-Chan-San has entered meme fuccs
Iwa-Chan-San: those dogs were only following damned orders
Makkkii: i thought u left
Iwa-Chan-San: the dogs did nothing wrong
Iwa-Chan-San has left meme fuccs
Makkkii: get rekted @ mattsun
Makkkii: New theory
Makkkii: we are simply in purgatory and the way we live our lives judges whether or not we go to heaven or hell
Nyattsun: Well,,, hell it is for me
Makkkii: the gays go to neither heaven or hell, only to eternal gay party town to party forever
Nyattsun: ETERNAL PARTY
Makkkii: gotta go to bed so i don't die tomorrow
Nyattsun: me too dudo gn
Makkkii: nite