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Stoger poem

Summary:

The deranged alcoholic alien can only hope to have him….

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Credits to yomama69

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“IT’S NOT FAIR!” I sob

 

I feel like I’ve been robbed

 

I  WANT to be Francine

 

I WANT to be free

 

God, I would be so free

 

If I were Francine

 

So I take a swig of that bottle

 

Feel the burn in my throat

 

I might as well murder that hoe

 

But then Stan would feel low

 

It’s pathetic how a perfect masterpiece like me could ever weep into a bottle of cheap gin over a fucking creep.

 

I yearn for something so distant

 

Our love could never be

 

But I want it to be

 

“So I’ll make a persona and pretend to be her” I thought,

 

Fuck that! I’ve tried

 

God knows I’ve tried

 

I take the bottle, and I chug some more

 

“GOD IM SUCH A WHORE!!!”

 

My head’s all blurred

 

My vision too

 

No matter how hard I yearn

 

i’ll never be her…..