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Dummy: today we are gathered here to execute 4N4K with a guillotine.
*random ass crowd cheering*
NPC 1: CUT IT’S HEAD OFF!!
NPC 2: FINALLY IT’S DYING!!!
Kana: KILL IT ALREADY DUMMY.
Stella: IT DELETED ME. FUCKING KILL IT.
Lily: THAT THING GOT ME STUCK IN A LOOP. DUMMY WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FUCKING KILL IT.
The candle keeper: IT ALWAYS MESSED UP THE BOOKS IN THE LIBRARIES. EVEN BURNED THEM BY CONTROLLING ME. DUMMY I FORGIVE YOU FOR FORGETTING ME BUT GENUINELY KILL 4N4K.
4LL3T5: 1 h0n3stly h4t3d 1t s1nc3 d4y 1.. 0FF W1TH 1T’S H34D DUMMY!!!
Ruski: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY BRO!!! FINALLY NO MORE BROKEN PUZZLES!!!!!!
Crystal: I hated working for it ever since it forced me to make that deal.. EXECUTE IT DUMMY!!!
Lulu: KILL 4N4K OFF!! IT ALMOST GOT MY CIRCUS DESTROYED!!!!!
Dummy: See all the hate you have? no single person protesting.
4N4K: 4M 1 R34LLY TH4T UNL0V4BL3??
Dummy: YES YOU FUCKING ARE?? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT-
4N4K: L0L0L0L0L G3T R4G3B41T3D!! XDDDD
Dummy: . . .
*Dummy lets go of the rope and 4N4K head gets cut off*
*crowd cheering*
4LL3T5: FR33D0M!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: FINALLY. Ruski remember to not get your code fucked up like 4N4K.
Ruski: I am NOT planning on that bro.
Crystal: Good.
Lily: NO MORE NEVER-ENDING LOOPS!!!!
Kana: STELLA LILY!!
Stella: What
Lily: I’m scared
Kana: can we become a happy polyship
Lily: do i get to also eat your limbs-
Kana: No.
Lily: I tried.. anyway yes!!!
Stella: awww of course angel!!! But can candle keeper join the polyship tho??
Kana: Uhhh ask them if they want to-
Stella: HEY FIREFLY WANNA BE IN A POLYSHIP WITH ME KANA AND LILY??
The candle keeper: gasp YES!!!!
Stella: you heard them
Kana: I wonder how you bagged them before me or lily
Stella: I’m just too charming under this mask
Lily: Star you feel insecure as hell about your face-
Stella: STFU.
Lily: Ok sorry
4LL3T5: F1n4lly p34c3..
Lulu: OHHHHHH 4444444LL3T5!!!!
4LL3T5: (3nd my m1s3ry Dummy.)
4LL3T5: Wh4t Lulu-
Lulu: YYOINK!!!
4LL3T5: Wh4- PUT M3 D0WN LULU.
Lulu: Awwe cmon 4LL3T5.. what about that promise you made before you got deleted??
4LL3T5: 4b0ut th3 0n3 wh3r3 1 s41d th4t 1 w0uld l0v3 y0u f0r3v3r?
Lulu: Mhm!! I missed you so much ever since you got deleted.. but now you’re here!! With me!!! (holy yuri gem)
4LL3T5: F1n33333.. 1’ll st4y w1th y0u 1F y0u l3t m3 pr4ct1c3 p0t10ns 1n th3 c1rcus.
Lulu: Anything for my beloved!!!