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“So i just…” yuta was smoking a HUGE blunt, even though he shouldn’t because he’s 17, not to mention how he just straight up stole them from ryu for NO REASON ?? Yuta, my brochado, my bromain expansion…why are you doing this ?? Oh wait I’m writing this lmfao
Anyways, the only reason yuta was even able to get these was because ryu was out (cough cough he was on a date with reggie cough cough OMG WHO SAID THAT ??) usually ryu was extremely protective of his room, anyone who wanted to even enter had to wait a minimum of 2 minutes because he had to “tidy up”, GUESS WHAT HE WAS TIDYING UP ?? HIS HUGE BLUNT COLLECTION !! Yeah so on the rare occasion he was out and forgot to lock his door, yuta bush camped before going in and looking through his room, before eventually finding the Stash
“Alrighty so like i think i just gotta smoke this now i guess ?? Hopefully nothing bad happens or i start to see things…” yuta inhaled that shit like there was NO tomorrow (NO YUTA ! HOLDING IT IN ISN’T GOING TO DO ANYTHING !!) and then let out a large sigh letting the smoke out
“UAGAUGAUAVAHHGH HAEMAHEM what the fuuuuhck…”
Now at this point yuta was TWEEEAKKINNGG like what did you expect dude/dudettes/theydes, he just had the first ever smoke of his life. The room was practically a hotbox now, Im convinced if you stepped inside you would faint and yuta’s eyes were redder than the colour itself and he felt like he was about to pass out, but then…
“Ouuu shii i gotta put all ts back bro fuuuuck…”
Fym ouuu shii.
He remembered that ryu was coming back soon (btw just say in THIS fanfic the time is 8pm and ryu is coming back at 8:15pm) he can NOT remember how or where he even got these from, he was so stressed he got back to normal
“FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCCCCKKK !!!” Yuta shouted, so he grabbed EVERYTHING from his room, and just dumped it into ryu’s
“Phewww…crisis averted…” but he remembered there was still a bit of smoke in his room that he needed to get out IMMEADIATELY. He opened as many windows as he could and let it all go…now he was at peace and ryu never found out about him smoking his blunt collection !