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I'm just a pawn in your game, not your partner in crime

Summary:

Literally just a little oneshot I made with my little baby children love them yk

Also if you're one of my irl friends or anyone i follow on tumblr and found this leave I don't want you to see my terrible terrible writing

Title from partner in crime by Madilyn/Elio Mei

Notes:

Ugh love them! Js though I wanted to write them drunk! Just a little oneshot... Uh yeah that's all you get! No descriptions or anything it's up for interpretation! Btw I've never been drunk in my life and messed up a little with them being drunk but ignore that please I know 😭😭

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Jess had walked past a party in one of the dorms, not thinking anything of it when suddenly, Jay, who had seemed to be drinking, walked out of the party, stumbling around quite a bit even with the help of Kalina. Kalina looked over to Jess with relief before speaking. "Could you please take Jay back to their room? I have someone to get to." She said worriedly.

"I can walk to my room myself. I don't need help." Jay slurred, and as soon as Kalina let go of them, they fell straight onto their face. After Jess also nearly fell over in hilarity, she picked Jay up, walking them back to their dorm. Though Jess noticed way too quickly she would not be able to walk Jay back to their dorm, she instead walked them back to her dorm.

Jay had spoken a few times, asking why she hadn't taken them to their dorm. Jess rolled her eyes. "I'm taking you to my dorm because I can't carry you to your dorm. You're too heavy for that. Plus, I'd have to leave you somewhere if i did, and i can't afford you falling and like, dying." Jay replied with a slurred: "Aww you care about me." And pokes and prods until the two had gotten to Jess' dorm.

Jess had pointed at her bed, signaling for Jay to get onto it to rest, but Jay refused, instead going through Jess' cupboards, eventually finding her cupboard of alcohol. Of course they had. Jay had grabbed one of Jess' favorite bottles, and she walked over, grabbing it from their hands and putting it back, closing the cupboard door. "No drinking anything else tonight except water, Jaylin." She had stated quite annoyedly, as to why she had used their full name.

Jay wrapped their arms around Jess and clinged onto her. "Aww, but i was getting it out for youuuuuu." They'd replied. Jess sighed and rolled her eyes. A bit of alcohol shouldn't hurt.

 


 

That bit of alcohol did hurt. Jess had ended up drinking too much, along with also letting Jay drink a little more. She was leaning against the counter and grumbling about how she'd hate herself in the morning before walking over to Jay, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and doing quite literally nothing.

Jess sat next to them and groaned, laying down back onto the bed dramatically. "You shouldn't have suggested me to drink." She muttered, sighing deeply. Jay immediately looked over to her, offended. Jess sat up again. "Come on, I didn't even suggest it. You're putting words into my mouth." They whined.

"I can put something else in your mouth." Jess teased. Jay got flustered quite quickly, looking away. Jess rolled her eyes, leaning fully on them. "Come on Jay. I didn't think you to be the flustered type."

Jay just stood up, rolling their eyes in a similar fashion to  Jess. "I wasn't flustered." They stated with a full blush to their face, partly from the alcohol, and the other part from the flusteredness. Jess also stood up, standing in front of Jay. "Aww, come on. You don't have to look away from me." She complained.

Jess then leaned straight onto Jay, causing them both to fall onto the bed. Jess laughed at Jay's incredibly flustered reaction. "If you wanted me in bed you could have just said that or asked." She teased, sitting up and practically straddling a surprised Jay. "I couldn't deny such a pretty thing anyways." Jess added, leaning down and kissing Jay.

Jay pulled away quite quickly, pushing Jess off of them and standing up, looking away again. "I'll... Sleep on the couch." They muttered, brushing their fingers along their lip. Jess smirked, yet huffed. "Okay." She replied, lying down on the bed while Jay lied down on the couch.

After a while of Jess lying awake, she turned towards Jay, as she'd felt them staring. "You know, if you wanted to lay with me, you could askkkkkkk." She said, drawing out the last word. Jay audibly sighed, standing up and walking over to Jess. "You say this stuff when you want something." They said, crouching in front of the bed. Jess shrugged, sitting up. "Mmmmm, i want you to stop staring at me if you're not going to do anything about it." She replied, watching Jay roll their eyes again. "Fine, you want me to sleep with you? Alright. Move over." They muttered, pushing Jess over and lying dpwn in the bed next to her.

Notes:

Yippee ALSO EXCUSE MY LACK OF APOSTROPHES 😭 I'll prob write something from the morning after this but it'll be rally short 💔