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!!!BOOM!!! the door opens
A knight barges in
"YOU EVIL BEAST, I HAVE COME TO SL-"
"Slay me...blablabla." said the beast, a tall dark purple draconic creature with red eyes
"Well..that's right. BUT ANYWAYS"
!!!HUYAHHHHHH!!!- the knight suddenly can't move
"What is this?!"
"Eh. Just basically magic. Anyhow, my point is... why are you here to kill me?"
"Because you're evil and you kill people!"
"Yeah, and have you considered why?"
"Because you're evil!"
"Wow. Just wow. Well dear, let me tell you the real reason. So, tell me one thing, if you are attacked by a mosquito or anything like that-"
OFFENDED SCREECH made by an extremely ugly being which looks like a hybrid between a rat, cockroach, and vomit
"Ugh. Sorry Echyndsk! Anyhow, as I was saying, what would you do if you were attacked by a creature?"
"SLAY IT OF COURSE!"
unfreezes him
"Yeah, so, if you understand, I will give you a chance to es-"
!!!HUYAAA!!!
she freezes him and says "Oh well, sorry I have to end you, but don't worry, it's painless and you will be peacefully sent to the spirit realm"
She snaps her fingers and he disappears
BEEP BEEP BEEP her Tamagotchi rang
"SHOOT! I have to take care of Pipi! She's starving!"
THE END