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“Fuck me...”
Wow, what an appropriate starting. Jude mumbled to himself, realizing that death from Flowtives made him lose his beloved mace. He drags his hands across his face, thinking of a way to get his mace back.
“JUDE!” A voice springs out, and of course, it's Sharpness. They're currently the only one's online. Jude's head snapped towards the stairs of his base, with Sharpness running down from it. “What are you doing?” How random. Why would Sharpness care what he's doing?
“Depends. Why does it matter?” Sharpness scratched the back of his neck sheeplishly, before mumbling slightly, “I was hoping we'd spend time together today.” Jude's eyes widen. Spend time? Together? With him? “Are you bluffing?” “No!”
Jude's left rabbiy ear twitched in confusion, and maybe even joy. The mastertrapper started thinking for a moment. He needed his mace bacm despite everything.. oh. He could just exploit Sharpness.
“Hmm.. If you kill Flow then we can hang out for like, a week.”
“Really? Just for killing Flowtives?” Sharpness' eyebrow rose in confusion. Jude nodded, once, firm and certain. “Yes. He has my mace, and if you can give it back to me, i'll literary hang out with you for a week. No trapping you whatsoever.” Sharpness' eyes widen like he had just found the rarest ore block in Minecraft (deepslate emerald).
“Deal!” He claims, “I'll literary ambush him once he gets on.” Sharpness spoke up his plan proudly, Jude nodded with a smile. Oh, how easy it is to work with Sharpness. At the start of course, the more you work with Sharpness, the more you want to die. Metaphorically of course..
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Later that day, Jude fixed some traps around spawn, they were mostly greifed, so he moved the traps to a different location. He was humming to himself, listening to his playlist, until his communicator buzzed with an annoucement.
> Flowtives was slain by conexion
What the fuck? Sharpness actually did it?! Hell, Jude didn't even see Flowtives come online. Jude dug back up to the surface, instantly typing a message in the server chat.
> JudeLow: Holy shit?
> JudeLow: Did you get my mace back?
> JudeLow: Sharp?
> conexion: Yes
> conexion: I have it
> Flowtives: You guys are bots
> Flowtives: Do we NOT remember the last time you both teamed up???
> conexion: shut up
> JudeLow: Sybau Flow
Jude started laughing, geniune. A laugh so great even Tai would get confused. Jude instantly ran to his base to meet up with Sharpness, who apperantly has his mace.
As Jude enter the base, he finds Sharpness casually regearing using his villagers. “Sharp!” Jude called out. “Oh! There you are. Here, the mace.” Sharpness drops the mace, handing it over to it's rightful owner. Surprisingly, the mace is unharmed. By Flowtives at least.
“Thanks, Sharpness.” Jude muttered, to himself more than to Sharpness. Sharpness nodded happily, “So, we get to hang out now?” Jude sighs, he's a man of his words so.. he has to do it.
“Yes.” “Perfect.”
He better not regret this.