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Published:
2026-06-22
Completed:
2026-06-23
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241
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2/2
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byler spends some time alone and makes out very aggresivly

Summary:

this is satire. we are not serious. this was written by two children

Notes:

we are writing this in class

Chapter Text

GAY

 

It was a nice sunny day me and mike where sitting in his basement listening to the cure, mikes parents left town with Nancy and Holly, mike being the stubborn bastard he is decided not to go. he wanted to stay with me? weird hes acting odd lately. atleast he wants to talk to me.
"Willl im bored," mike whines like a huge baby
"then then goon" i reply sarcastically
"bet" mike smirks. what the hell, i did not expect him to say that.. hes a weirdo, sometimes i cant believe i have a crush on him,
"hey no i wasnt seriou-" i get cut off by his lips on mine. what is going on, my face flushes and i goon
"UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" BEST GOOON OF MY FUCKING LIFE