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P "Harlequin I love you lets have children"
H 'Ok"
mwauh mwauh~
P " Harle I'm pregnant"
H "I can't take care of a child Imma dip"
P "Nonoo don't leave me 😭😭😭"
Landlord "You have to pay rent"
P "I'm sorry I don't have the money"
L "I'm kicking you out 👿👿👿"
P "Noooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔"
P "I have to become a stripper to pay rent and to feed my future baby 💔💔"
Boss "Hoe you can't lap dance I'll fire you!!! 😡😡😡"
P "noooo"
P "Man this some bull shit"
Columbia "Pierrot I've come back to life and help you!!!"
P "omg really!?!?!?!?"
C "Yes now come with me darling"
And they lived happily ever after
- - - - - present - - - - -
"Where on earth could th-"
"Mc what are you doing..."
"UHHHHHHH NOTHING...!!!"