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the year is 2067. people learned how to make fictional characters real. and they made hatsune miku real and youre married to her. crazy
you and your wife (hatsune miku)(woah) are sitting on the couch and you're listening to your wife talk on the phone
"yeah this week is crazy ive done like.... six or seven concerts already--"
you start doing the six seven emote But 👆 the tv remote was in your hand and you accidently throw the tv remote and it breaks
hatsune miku(your wife)(you are married to hatsue miku) gives you an Evil Death Glare (tm) and starts hanging up the phone. you may be cooked
"y/n what did you do that for. why did you just throw the tv remote. what the skibidi sigma!"
"because you said six seven. and i started doing the hand thing. and it was in my hand a-"
"WHAT HAND THING WHAT DOES THAT NUMBER HAVE TO DO WITH YOU BREAKING THE TV REMOTE????????? WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT SIX SEVE--"
you start doing the six seven emote again. but guess what. you had a glass of water in your hand. and you accidently throw all the water in your wife(hatusne miku)'s FACE and all over her CLOTHES
miku punches you and says "really y/n......... go find somewhere else to stay tonight." and throws you out the house. so you lowkirkuinely just sleep on the front porch
(the next day)
it is 6:07 in the morning and hatsune miku comes and lets you back inside
"y/n.... im sorry for punching you and making you sleep outside...... do you want to come to my concert for free today.........."
"omg yes plzzzzzzzz"
"ok 👀👀👀"
miku hands you a concert ticket. theres a number on the ticket. i think you can guess what number it is. (its 67)
so anyways you start doing the six seven emote and guess what! you accidently throw the ticket out of the window! and someone is walking on the sidewalk and they see it and catch it and run away. oops hehehehehehe
miku hands you another concert ticket but honestly she looks like she wants to beat you up.
(at the miku concert)
it is 67 minutes into the concert. hatsune miku is singing magical cure love shot. right before that one part she grabs you and drags you on stage.
you notice that theres a laser beam and its pointing right towards you
normally you would run in this kind of situation but if you did that would make your wife soooooo much more mad than she already is at you so you just kind of stand there. she whispers to you "this is pay back for all of that six seven nonsense"
"one... twoo... threeee... ready!?!?!?!? miku miku BEAAAMMMMMMMM"
when she says miku miku beam you get lasered by the laser beam and you die.
hatsune miku was later arrested for murder i dont know or care what degree of murder dont ask
the end. youre still dead btw