Archive of Our Own

Albino CANONS

• Is in a podcast with sucrose called alchemy bros
• Tells people fake facts about the heavenly principles in his podcast
• Do not call him Albedo that is his dead name
• Is a drawer and therefore hates AI
• Does not like Ineffa because she is AI
• Does not like Aino because she is an AI bro (or gal?)

Sucrose CANONS

• Keeps eating cables for “health reasons”
• Is trying to be an ALPHA MALE even though she’s a girl
• Only drinks fanta
• Keeps getting other people Pregnant on accident
• Believes everything Albino says even though he has influence

Dahlia CANONS

• watashi vampire
• Will KILL bob evan once he gets to canada
• is TRYING to l o b o t o m i z e Dehya
• got all of monstant gay
• ships varflins IRL
• hands are ALWAYS itchy
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Venti CANONS

• Had sex WITH trump though he shows no interest towards him
• Is secretly a horse
• Is allergic to ALMONDS not cats
• F u c k i n g HATES cats
• Has a stub toe spell
• Caused the wizard of oz to happen