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Hermes and Pheasant had just healed Griefer 3 weeks ago. Hermes remembers his thanks word by word.
'5h4nk u, h4v3 5his 2 c4ll m3 wh3n u n33d h3lp.'
["Thank you, have this to call me when you need help."
"Eeek!! Pheasant, he's amaaaazing!"
"YES, YES, [HERMES], [BRAD THANIYEL] IS NICE,"
"He's not just Brad Thaniyel, Pheasant! He's so cool and handsome, and I love him and-"
"I KNOW, [HERMES]."
"Well, it wouldn't hurt to tell you again,"
"..."
"LET US CONTINUE DOWN THE PATH TO [TURITOPULIS]."
"Ok, Pheasant."
They got to Turitopulis and found where mayor Thaniyel and Griefer were.
"Yay, we're here!"
Heheh, time to see Griefer!
Hermes ran ahead and yelled,
"Last one there is paying for lunch!"
"OKAY, [HERMES]." He sighed, walking after him.
When they got inside, the mayor wasn't home. It was just Griefer.
"HELLO, [BRAD THANIYEL]!"
"H3y, Ph34s4n5!"
["Hey, Pheasant!"]
"GRIEFER!!"
He ran to hug Griefer.
"H1, H3rm3s!"
["Hi, Hermes!"]
"I missed you, Brad! How've you been?"
"1'v3 b33n pr3tty g00d. Ty 4 h3lp1ng me btw,"
["I've been pretty good. Thank you for helping me by the way,"]
"You can stop thanking us, you already have!"
...
"0h, Ph34s4n5, u d0n5 l00k 2 g00d."
["Oh, Pheasant, you don't look too good."]
"THE [GHOSTWALKER] JOURNEY STILL DOES NOT SIT RIGHT WITH [ME],"
"It's alright, Pheasant! I'm here,"
"NOT RESPECTFULLY, SHUT UP."
"Wha-"
Griefer chuckled and invited Pheasant over for a hug.
"THANK YOU, [BRAD]."
"ur w3lc0m3, Ph34s4n5,"
["You're welcome, Pheasant,"]
