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Eeny meeny miney moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
yada yada doodoo dada,
I choose you!
What do you mean you don't wanna be it?
What do you mean you were it last time?
What do you mean it always picks you?
Here, I'll do it again.
eeny meeny miney moe
catch a tiger by the toe
yada yada dodo daba.
It choose you.
But, That Was A Fluke!
It Doesn't Always Pick The Same Person!
It Doesn't Always Pick You!
Stop Making It All About You--
just shut up and be it.