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Brambleclaw "hi jayfeather can i order one squirrel roast"
Jayfeather "coming right up"
jayfeather...... A brat, an excuse for a cat
a messy-furred traitor who has a face like a gnat
you lied forur sister, LIED TO TWO toms
nowu're stuck,fallout of several bombs
you act like a queen butu're just a BIG fake,
leaving a trail of regret in the lake
withur attitude sharp andur secrets so deep, honestly,Squirrelflight,u're loosing the keep.(regret regret regret)
a fiery furball with nothing but sass(regret regret regret)
you've got more audacity then a city's capacity.
you dragged poor bramble through all o' lies,
then acted offended at his surprise.
your "babies" aint yours, a kit napping plot,
did u think the stars would just let it rot?
you are down deep, past the snot.
you're loud and ur stubborn, a headache on paws,
it's a wonder the clan hasn't clipped back ur claws.
Nowu're the leader, but look at the mess,
a trail of disasters you wont never confess.
you're bossy and stubborn, a "fire" that burns.
yetu never quite master the lessons life turns.
you think u so special, pride of the wood,
but u just a nuisance who's misunderstood.
so keep ur high spirit and a flick of urtail,
to everyone else ur one giant fail.
still chasing ur shadow, a flea bitten mess.
a walking disaster in a ginger-furred dress.
you talk like a warrior, but act like a kit
throwing a tantrum and calling it wit
you claim its for loyalty, duty, and pride,
better off dead, left by the roadside.
but we all knowu're just along for the ride.
so take ur excuses and tuck in ur tail
because even as leaderu are destined to fail.
the legacy ur leaving is built on a lie
while everyone's suffering u just sigh.
you're the drama personified, orange and loud
the biggest disgrace to thunderclan's crowd
with Ashfur obsessed, secrets all out,
there's nothing but chaos if ur 'bout.
so hang up the name, give up the fight.
You're a flicker of embers, more like a dust mite.
the stars have all spoken the verdict is in,
you're a tangle of secrets u ginger-furred sin.
from the journey u botched to the kits that u ""stole""
your "loyalty" is just a big hole.
so step off the high-rock, give up the throne.
you're better off wandering lost and alone.
the fire is out and the forest is quiet
goodbye to the cat who's entire personality was a riot
Brambleclaw:"great starclan i just wanted food"
first fic done