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Meanwhile on the big ol’ cliff
Microphone: Dude that name sucks butt, I mean it’s so easy to think of!
Hate Potion: GGGRRRR! Why I might be in the right mindset to-!
Core Rector comes flying up the cliff right at Hate Potion
Core Reactor: Not so fast buddy!
Core Reactor then literally hits Hate Potion so freaking hard it knocks the hatred out of her, and she goes flying off the cliff
Core Reactor: gawdamm, lampy must’ve gone to the gym.
As Love Potion falls off the cliff, she hits Trash Can on the way down as they both land on Fitbit’s spring, sending them flying into the distant
Trash Can: Oh hey Love Potion!
Love Potion: Oh hi Trash Can! I’m not evil- or uh, hated anymore!
Trash Can: Oh cool, I never knew you were ever “evil- or uh, hated” in the first place!
Love Potion: Yeah well not like that matters anyways cause we’re both flying at a hundred miles an hour and probably going to die in a couple seconds.
Trash Can: eh, is what it is. But since we’re about to be crushed, I should tell you that I have a crush on you!
Love Potion: What? No Way! Me too!
Trash Can: Oh golly gosh this is like like like a dream come true!
Love Potion: Well, do you wanna spend our last few moments making out?
Trash Can: I would love to, but we are free falling in the air, and we’re like a couple feet away from each other.
Love Potion: Awww geez Louise. Well in that case, wanna go out singing “Too Little, Too Late” by Laufey
Trash Can: Oh freeak yes
Love Potion: 🎵 To tell you I should’ve chase you! 🎵
Trash Can: 🎶 I should be who you’re engaged to-🎶
They fucking slam on the ground and roll a couple feet before landing next to each other
Trash Can: Oh- oh my gosh! We’re still alive! Love Potion? L-.. Love Potion?
Love Potion:…
Trash Can: no…. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Love Potion: yeah I’m still alive
Trash Can: oh sweet.
…
Trash Can: So you wanna have hot steamy-
Core Reactor comes flying in from the distance
Core Reactor: HEY CAN I JOIN IN?
Love Potion: NO FUCK OFF-
They all die form the impact of Core Reactor’s fat body, and then explode too cause they just got an entire reactor thrown on them
the end
post credit scene
Trash Can: woah.. is this, heaven? But wait, where’s Love Potion?
Trash Can gets a call on her phone
Trash Can: Hello?
Love Potion: Hey turns out I’m in hell, I think I made too many problematic ships in my life, so yea
Trash Can: rats.
Love Potion: oh yeah I also killed a few people in the past but I think that’s unrelated.