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Happy bee 🐝 : Guys ! There is a problem 😨
The better Itoshi : The Bob-cut is spewing bullshit again ....
King : Aren't we on a 30 days holiday ? Why are you bothering us donkey ?
Happy bee 🐝 : No I am serious ! Isagi is missing ! 😭
Blue rose 🌹 : What ? You are joking right ?
The Sadist : No he is right .... Isagi - Kun is not in his home....
Saeitoshiofficial : Maybe he went somewhere without telling anyone or maybe ran away from Blue Lock ..... After all being locked up in a prison is tiring ....
CEO of no2 agenda : He literally mentioned home .... Do you actually read the text properly before replying ?
The better Itoshi : Stupid brother ! Blue lock is closed for a month for renovation .... Everyone should be at their home now ....
Magician 💫 : Maybe he is hanging out with his High school friends .....
Happy bee 🐝 : But Isagi said he will hang out with us .... His phone is switched off ..... But maybe he is out with his friends ....
Lazy genius : He doesn't have friends ....
Copy cat : Maybe he has ..... Not everyone is friendless bum like you Nagi
Lazy genius : No he doesn't ..... He told me last night ....
Spanish rabbit 🐰 : How did you meet him last night ?
Lazy genius : ..... It's a secret ....
Copy cat : Wtf ???
Happy bee 🐝 : Guys Isagi is missing .... We should find him
CEO of no2 agenda : It's not even a day and y'all are already running into conclusions .....
God sprinter : Why don't you just contact him Hugo ? Since you think he isn't missing
CEO of no2 agenda : But he blocked me
Spanish rabbit 🐰 : He blocked me too 😭
Magician 💫 : Oh my ! Little Yoichi blocked y'all 😱 ...... Low-key deserved
Spanish rabbit 🐰 : He didn't block you ?
Magician 💫 : He did ..... But I made a fake account and become his oomf on Twitter ....
Blue rose 🌹 : Ness give me the account info .... Yoichi has blocked me too .... I want to talk to him
Magician 💫 : No Kaiser ☺️ ...... I can't reveal my chats with Yoichi ..... After all he sent me some really spicy photos
Magician 💫 : Oops ! I revealed it ☺️
Blue rose 🌹 : NESS YOU FUCKING BASTARD ! HOW DARE YOU CHAT WITH YOICHI ? There are so many fish in the sea .... Why do you have to go for the one I want ?
Copy cat : Cause Isagi is a unique fish 😏
The Sadist : LMAO 🤣
" The heart of blue lock " joined the chat
Happy bee 🐝 : Isagi !
The better Itoshi : Where have you been Dumbass ?
The heart of blue lock : Oh ! I forgot to tell you tell you guys ..... I was hanging out with Bunny
Everyone : BUNNY!!!
The heart of blue lock : He didn't tell you ?
Saeitoshiofficial : Where is that Bastard ?
Spanish rabbit 🐰 : Hehe
The heart of blue lock : But Sae ..... Didn't you ask me out yesterday ? I thought you should know
Saeitoshiofficial : Well ....
CEO of no2 agenda : Dude was actually lying when he said that he didn't know Blue lock is currently closed ....
The heart of blue lock : Oh shut up Hugo ! You keep sending me whimpering audios of yours ..... That's why I blocked you
God sprinter : Didn't know Hugo was such a pervert ......
The better Itoshi : All this bastards are hitting on Isagi behind my back !