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Everyone had just finished setting up their tents and sleeping bags for the camping trip (almost) everyone had decided to join. They were all now making a fire to roast some marshmallows.
"This is so fun! I love it here already!" Prototype said as they were dragging wood over to the fire
"yeah this place is peakmaxxing tbhhhh" Scag replied as she helped Prototype drag the wood to the fire.
Split glanced up to see Prototype and Scag dragging the wood towards the fire. "Don't worry about anymore wood!"
Everyone came back to the camp and sat on the logs around the fire, its flames growing larger every second.
Poob sat down on the log next to Pest "WOWIE dis fire is so cool"
Pest looked at them and sighed "あなたに会うたびに私 の一日は悪化します"
"wowie, i wonder wat dat means!" Poob replied clueless
"いい加減、黙ってくれない?" Pest yelled as they walked back to their tent
Poob looked back and frowned "awhhh come back, we were goin to—"
Pest turned back to interrupt them "I said shut up, idiot."
Poob looked back towards the fire as they started tearing up "awh dat was mean"
Melanie looked over at Poob sympathetically "H-Hey, at least I bought marshmallows...!"
Everyone looked over towards Melanie at the statement.
She blushed with shock "I'll go g-get them then...!"
As Melanie ran off to her tent to grab the pack of marshmallows, Split finally came back from getting something.
Split held up a "Why, lookie here y'all! I brought marshmallows!"
Everyone stared at her for a second before anyone spoke up.
Bive got up and pulled Split aside "Uh. The rabbit already brought them."
Split thought for a second "It's okay, Twice as many for everyone! Hehe"
Bive sighed softly "Okay then Split..."
"Let's go back to the fire and hand these out to everyone then Bivey." Split said as she guided Bive to back to the fire.
As everyone was chatting amongst themselves, Bive, Split and Melanie all returned.
"Hey— Ah... uhm, Split y-you already have them..." Melanie shyly hid the marshmallows behind her "I guess we don't need these right now then... haha..."
"It's fine don't you worry!" Split gestured for her to come over "More for everyone then!"
Melanie blushed slightly "Okay then...!"
Split and Melanie handed out the marshmallows to everyone around the fire as everyone talked amongst themselves.
Split scanned around quickly "Huh, where's that Pest guy? I swear they were here before I left..."
Scag looked towards Split as she spoke "ohh they said something rudemaxxing then left for his tent"
"Oh, I see..." Split said as she handed out another marshmallow
"he was lowkey losercoreeee anywayssss" Scag said as she looked back at the fire.
Split looked at her marshmallow pack "Huh... two left... Hey Melanie!"
Melanie jumped slightly "OH— Uhm... yes Split?"
"You have any marshmallows left?" Split asked
"Oh uhm.. only two left, everyone got one, right?" Melanie responded, still a bit startled.
"Okay then!" Split looked towards where Bive was sat "Hehe..."
Split sat down next to Bive and offered the marshmallow "You should take one Bivey, there's only two left! We can 'Split' them between us, hehe."
Bive blushed, looking to the side to try hide it. "Y-Yeah sure..."
Split handed one to Bive "Don't worry, I checked to make sure they weren't poisoned, hehe."
"WHAT!? THEY'RE POISONED!? GET THEM AWAY FROM ME—" Bive yelled because of Split's statement
"Bivey! They're okay!" Split grabbed her hand "I made sure they were. Just for you."
Bive blushed again, now unable to hide it. She tried to speak but couldn't.
Scag turned towards Prototype "holy queercore bro"
Prototype smiled "Hehe, I know right!? They're so cute together!"
"1 kn0w r1ght br4h!" Infected added as he sneezed "th3yr b0th k1nd4 g4y L0L..."
"wait arent we all queercore? im transmaxxing bro and like them two are lowkey yuricore" Scag asked
"3rm 1 th1nK 50 br4h..." Infected replied unsurely "1m n0t g4y th0"
"[SCANNING] I detect lies!" Prototype's smile grew bigger as they spoke
"Wh4t br4h!? 1m n0t g4y!" Infected yelled "1 l1t3r4lly h4v3 n3vr l1k3d a dude..."
"youve not met him yet i see" Scag looked towards the side "closetedcore"
"4nyw4y5 wh3r3 is th4t l4mp guy? 1 5w34r h3 w4s h3r3 b3f0r..."
"Not sure..." Wallter responded "Maybe he's in his tent, heard he hates the germs"
Infected looked back at his almost burned marshmallow "0hHh 0k4y th3n br4h!"
Everyone was enjoying the moment, finally getting a break from being on the Regretevator until something disturbed them. A glowing object in the sky started getting closer and closer to them.
"IS THAT THE CLOWN MILITIA!? THEY'RE HERE FOR ME!" Bive screamed as she noticed the mysterious object.
Split squinted as she tried to see what it was. "Huh... can't see what that thing is..."
Infected looked up "15 th4t a uf0 br4h?"
Scag and Prototype looked up shortly after Infected.
"[SCANNING] That seems to be a UFO!"
"broo thats so ufocore"
"Oh golly, what's a UFO doing here now then?" Split looked back at the fire "Maybe they wanted a marshmallow too, hehe."
Bive continued her panic "THEY'RE HERE! THE CLOWNS FOUND ME, I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!"
"3rm... wh4t5 wr0ng w1th h3r..." Infected said as she stared at Bive "5h3 l00k5 cr4zy"
"WOWIE its a ufo!" Poob said while staring at it
Spud tried to speak but couldn't, they were continuing to have flashbacks to what happened to them.
The UFO got closer and closer as more and more started panicking. As everyone continued panicking and hoping whatever or whoever was in the UFO wouldn't hurt them. It eventually landed almost right next to their camp and a tall green creature walked out of it.
"STUPID FOOLZ! YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE CAMZITE IS ZAFE" They yelled towards the camp. "ZE GNARPIANS HAVE INVADED YOUR CAMP NOW!"
Spud looked towards the creature with utter fear in its eyes. "G-Gnarpy..."
Gnarpy walked closer to the group as they all stared in disbelief, an actual alien was at their camp.
"holy im so shockcore rn" Scag whispered to herself as she stared at Gnarpy
Xe kept walking closer and closer to the camp before stopping.
Everyone froze to stare at xim stood a metre away from their camp.
"I bet you ztupid foolz wouldn't expect..." They paused, leaving everyone in painful suspense.
"THIZ!" They suddenly got out a blaster and shot at the campsite, hitting Bive in the process.
She slipped and fell into the campfire beside her, lighting her completely on fire.
"ACK! I'M ON FIRE!!! SOMEONE!? HELP!!!!" She yelled as the flames engulfed her entire body.
It wasn't long until Bive was purely flames. There was no way she would be put out or even to calm down the flames. Eventually she dropped to the floor, unable to move due to her being almost completely burned.
Bive barely managed to say anything more before completely stopping "Split... I—" She burned completely before she could finish her sentence.
Split rushed to the now pile of ash and ruined clothes and started screaming.
Scag looked at the utter chaos of what was happening "omg brooo was that the burn of 87?"