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SUPER DUPER FRIENDSHIP SEKAI!!!

Summary:

When the cast of Project Sekai is added to a group chat with their peers, Shenanigans ensue.

Kohammy: Hello everyone! This is new

Hatsune Miku™: Hello, Kohane!

Kohammy: WHAT

Vivid_An: THE

AkitoBeats: FUCK

Chapter 1: New group chat?! Ooh how mysterious

Summary:

[01:57]

[SYSTEM: Created Group with Ichii, SAKI! and 18 others…]

Amia: huh?

Enanan: What the shit

Rui.K: Oh, is that Mizuki I spy?

Amia: RUI????

Rui.K: The one and only~

KusaNe: Gross.

Rui.K: Ah, you wound me, Nene!

Enanan: Gross.

Notes:

GUESS WHOS BAAACK~! Hope no one forgot about me during my disappearance because otherwise I’ll cry! /j , probably
So uhh Im back in the form of an ULTRA CRINGE chatfic!

I’ve been obsessed with chatfics for aaages, and always wanted to make one of these, but I thought my awful humor would get me jumped and killed. but then I realized: WHO CARES!!! haha amirite or amirite lads 😂😂🤑

I DO have a few normal fics in progress though… but we’ll see whether or not they'll survive the looooong process for them to be verified by someone (me) who sees everything written by them as pure poop from a butt

Also… ANGSTKASA THRUTHERS HOW ARE WE FEELING AFTER KASA7 ????? EVERYONE WHO CALLED US CRAZY IN 2022-2023 BETTER BE GROVELING AT OUR FEET AND LICKING OUR SHOES HAHA WE WON!!!!! we won but I am…. so so very sad……… 😢.. petition kill shitsaki.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[01:57]

[SYSTEM: Created Group with “Ichii”, “SAKI!” and 18 others…]

 

Amia: huh?

 

Enanan: What the shit

 

Rui.K: Oh, is that Mizuki I spy?

 

Amia: RUI????

 

Rui.K: The one and only~

 

KusaNe: Gross.

 

Rui.K: Ah, you wound me, Nene!

 

Enanan: Gross.

 

Rui.K: How horrible of you all… (-ω-、)

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: WHY ARE YOU ALL UP SO LATE?!?!?

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: ALL OF YOU MUST GO TO SLEEP AT ONCE, IT’S ALMOST TWO IN THE MORNING!

 

KusaNe: Why are you awake anyway, you’re always going on about your beauty sleep or some nonsense

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: It’s not nonsense, Nene! A star needs sufficient levels of sleep in order to function! And as for why I’m up at this ungodly hour, I’m studying for my physics exam next week!!!!

 

Rui.K: Ah right, that. Do try not to get too immersed though, we need our star after all!

 

KusaNe: You’re the last person any of us would want to hear that from

 

Enanan: Scrolling thru the members right now… WHY IS AKITO HERE???

 

Amia: WAIT LILBRO IS HERE?

 

Enanan: Oh my days I can NOT be in the same group chat as him.

 

[SYSTEM: Nightcord user “Enanan” Tried to leave the group. Access denied!]

 

Enanan: Wth

 

[SYSTEM: Nightcord user “Enanan” Tried to leave the group. Access denied!]

[SYSTEM: Nightcord user “Enanan” Tried to leave the group. Access denied!]

[SYSTEM: Nightcord user “Enanan” Tried to leave the group. Access denied!]

 

Enanan: WHAT THE FUCK LET ME OUT

 

Amia: just accept defeat, Enanan~

 

AkitoBeats: the hell is this?

 

Amia: yo, lilbro!

 

Enanan: Eugh, something reeks…

 

AkitoBeats: the fuck is this combo

 

Rui.K: We assure you, Akito-kun, we’re all just as confused as you are!

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: Yes! I’d pin it on Emu, but she hasn’t seemed to be online tonight!

 

AkitoBeats: tf is this WEIRDO combo???

 

[SYSTEM: Nightcord user “AkitoBeats” Tried to leave the group. Access denied!]

 

Amia: tsk tsk tsk, lilbro… if youd back read youd have known that we cant leave!

 

AkitoBeats: ..ive died and this is hell

 

Rui.K: Don’t give us that, Akito-kun~

 

Amia: yeah, lilbro! this is kinda fun already!

 

Enanan: Easy for you people to say

 

Yuki: Amia, Enanan, please focus on the art and music video.

 

Enanan: Oh shit I completely forgot

 

Amia: gah me too, sorry yuki!

 

Yuki: No problems here, just try not to slack off next time.

 

Amia: we werent slacking off yuki, promise!!!

 

Yuki: Right.

 

Rui.K: And there they go

Rui.K: Now what to do, any ideas from anyone?

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!

 

AkitoBeats: wow what a fuckin hypocrite

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: LANGUAGE!

 

[06:13]

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: NEW GROUP CHAT?!?! :0

EMU_WANDAHOI: HELLO EVERYNYAN! ヾ(☆▽☆)

 

SAKI!: HELLO EMUU!!!

SAKI!: Woah what went down here last night

SAKI!: ONIICHAN??

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: SAKI!!!!! MY DEAREST LITTLE SISTER!! 

 

SAKI!: MY DEAREST BIG BROTHER!!!!!

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: SAKIIII!!!!!

 

SAKI!: ONIICHAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: TSUKASAKUN AMD SAKI CHAAAN!!!!!!! (つ≧▽≦)つ

 

KusaNe: My eardrums are already ruptured…

 

AT_VBS: This is new

AT_VBS: Ah, hello Tsukasa-senpai and Saki-san

AT_VBS: Oh and akito

 

AkitoBeats: why am i the after thought

 

AT_VBS: My apologies.

 

AkitoBeats: no waut it was a

AkitoBeats: joke

 

AT_VBS: 😔

 

Vivid_An: LMFAOO GET REKT AKITO

 

AkitoBeats: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SUT UP

 

Enanan: Sut up

 

AkitoBeats: GO TO HELL

 

Amia: why are you guys up so early wth

 

AkitoBeats: because we have school you dipshit

 

Amia: ah I see!

Amia: welp.. not my problem! you guys stay safe though

Amia: night!

 

AkitoBeats: DUDE

 

Rui.K: That’s Mizuki for you!

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERHOY DAY AT SCHOOL TODAY!!!

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: Yes, we shall strive to make today the best, most productive day!

 

KusaNe: Tsukasa sybau and get your ass over here

KusaNe: You know damn well they mark you late if you’re not here by 6:45

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: SHOOT

 

ShihoPhenny: Who the hell approved of that rule

 

Vivid_An: Dude I wish I knew.

 

[08:34]

MinoJump: What’s this?

 

Ichii: I don’t know

Ichii: Saki?

 

SAKI!: HELLO ICCHAN! 

SAKI!: I have noo idea about this groupchat either ┐( ̄ヘ ̄;)┌ it just appeared!

SAKI!: AND ONIICHAN AND TOYA ARE HERE!!!

 

Ichii: Oh?

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: Hello Ichika and my dearest sister!

 

SAKI!: ONIICHAN DID YOU MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME??

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: NO I DID NOT

 

KusaNe: He was only five minutes late smh

 

Honapie: I know Shiho has asked earlier but who approved of this rule???

 

Vivid_An: The fucked up school system.

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: LANGUAGE!!

AkitoBeats: fuck

AkitoBeats: shit

AkitoBeats: ass

AkitoBeats: piss

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: STOP

 

AkitoBeats: balls

 

KusaNe: Does the last one even count as a swear word

 

Penguin: I’m not sure

 

MinoJump: HELLO HARUKA!

 

Penguin: Hello Minori!

Penguin: Ah

Penguin: She’s fallen

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: OHNO WOMAN DOWN

 

ShihoPhenny: How tragic

 

Hinomori shizuku: shii domnt tetx duirng scho

Hinomori shizuku: ol!

 

ShihoPhenny: WHAT’S MY SISTER DOING HERE

 

KusaNe: Why does she have her full government name as her user

 

Airi: She’s still not the best at technology…

 

Hinomori Shizuku: ye s :d

 

Kohammy: Hello everyone! This is new

 

Hatsune Miku™: Hello, Kohane!

 

Kohammy: WHAT

 

Vivid_An: THE

 

AkitoBeats: FUCK

 

MinoJump: MIKU??

 

AT_VBS: What.

 

Hinomori Shizuku: ohmy

 

Hatsune Miku™: Hello everyone! It’s nice to see that all the Sekai havers are here!

 

Amia: EXSQUEEZE ME???

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: WHAAAT!!! WHATS A SEKAI?!?! IVE NEVER HEARD OF IT, SINCE ME, TSUKASAKUN RUIKUN AND NENECHAN DO NOT HAVE ONE!!! WAHAHA!

 

[SYSTEM: User “Rui.K” Has muted Nightcord user “EMU_WANDAHOI” indefinitely.]

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: Emu…

 

AkitoBeats: wait so does everyone here have a sekai then?

 

Rui.K: Looks like it, how interesting!

 

SAKI!: ONIICHAN HAS A SEKAI??!

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: …SAKI HAS A SEKAI?!?!??

 

SAKI!: HOW COULE YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME

SAKI!: TELL ME EVRY SINGLE DETAIL RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!

 

    ↱ [Replying to |HOW COULE YOU K….]|

Ichii: You didn’t exactly tell him either Saki…

 

ShihoPhenny: I’m more interested in how he kept it a secret

 

Vivid_An: WAITWAITWAIT LET ME PROCESS THIS FIRSG

Vivid_An: THIS CHAT IS MOVING SO DAMN FAST

 

KusaNe: Someone unmute Emu she’s spamming the wxs gc

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: ON IT!
PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: It is not working!

 

Vivid_An: Wait then how the fuck did Rui senpai do that

 

Rui.K: :3

 

[SYSTEM: User “Rui.K” Has unmuted Nightcord user “EMU_WANDAHOI”.]

 

EMU_WANDAHOI: RUI YOU MEANIE (`ー´)

    ↱ [Replying to |TELL ME EVRY SINGL….]|

EMU_WANDAHOI: OOH TSUKASAKUNS SEKAI IS SUPER DUPER COOL AND SPARKLY!!! IT HAS RIDES AND GAMES LIKE IN PHENNYLAND AND WE PUT ON SHOWS WITH THE TALKING PLUSHIES AND VOCALOIDS !!!! wE EVEN HAVE A A HUGE WONDERHOY TRAIN WHICH FLIES AND GOES WHOOOOSH!!!!!

 

PEGASUS!TENMA!TSUKASA!: EMU STOP REVEALING!!!!

Vivid_An: Wait I’m jealous why isn’t our Sekai cool like that

Vivid_An: All we got is a cafe and a huge ass wall

 

SAKI!: WHAT THAT SOUNDS AWESOME

SAKI!: ALL WE HAVE IS A SCHOOL

 

Yuki: Speaking of school, you all probably should not be texting in class.

 

Rui.K: True that, Tsukasa-kun just got his phone taken for typing too vigorously 

 

Amia: lmao imagine going to school

 

AkitoBeats: shut it

 

SAKI!: Fine, I’ll go… BUT I’LL HAVE QUESTIONS LATER!!!!!!

 

Hatsune Miku™: See you soon!

 

AkitoBeats: creepy…

 

Vivid_An: Acting like you don’t see her every other day

 

AkitoBeats: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

 

[SYSTEM: User “EMU_WANDAHOI” Changed the group name to “SUPER DUPER FRIENDSHIP SEKAI!!!”]

Notes:

Yes I will venting my awful school rules on kamiyama and miyajou because WHYYYYY WOULD THEY DO THAT??????????? THE SUN IS BARELY EVEN UP !!!!!! screams in agony and pure rage

Unfortunately my favorites will be getting an unfair amount of screen time in this gomen gomen ILL BE TRYING TO GIVE THEM ALL SOME LOVE AND KISSES

If anyone has any ideas for future chapters do tell!!! especially.. angst…. heh… (bonus points if its kasaangst WAIT WHO SAID THAT) I might make a form for them if this actually gets any views wowie zowie