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Hiccup and toothless wandered through the village on a perfectly normal day.
Suddenly the ten million fireflies from Owl City's song "Fireflies" decided to pick Hiccup up and carry him off into the horizon.
Unfortunately for Toothless, he had destroyed the automatic tail hiccup had made for him ages ago, so he was unable to fly.
Instead he gathered as much wood as he could in order to build a seafaring ship so he could follow Hiccup.
However, because it was built by a dragon who had very little experience for sailing a ship, Toothless ended up going the wrong way, winding up on an island of thousands zombie clones of Hiccup.
Thankfully Garff, who was riding Mulch into battle arrived on the scene, alongside Sharpshot who had just become the new alpha and is leading a herd of bewilderbeasts while carrying a shotgun.
Together, all of them defeated every last zombie Hiccup clone.
Once again on his way to rescue Hiccup, toothless took a swig of his bottle of liquid uranium. He was perfectly fine drinking it since he's a night fury.
Reaching the island that hiccup was being kept on, Toothless was faced with every single Avatar being mind controlled by Link.
With a mighty roar, toothless defeated each and every one with the words "GAY BEANS!"
Arriving at the center of the island where the ten million fireflies were keeping Hiccup, toothless grabbed his laser rifle and plasma rifle and started blasting at all the fireflies.
Following the path into a cave, Toothless got stopped by a Berkian tax collector demanding he did his taxes. Which he used his gay energy sword to finish them off.
Once he was finally to the cage Hiccup was being held in, toothless busted it open with his sick dance moves.
Finally on their way home, hiccup and toothless got stopped by one billion krakens having a tea party, with ships as the cups.
Putting on the infinity gauntlet, hiccup snapped the krakens onto the moon.
Landing back on Berk, hiccup looked at toothless, "why do you have Chris Hemsworth's thor voice?" He asked.
"Oh sorry," toothless said with Mae Whitman's voice. "Let's go eat dinner."
And then they walked into the Great Hall to have pizza.