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(We see silhouettes of the new crew behind the show rushing to complete the set while the theme song begins)
- Bubbles: "🎵 Laaaaaaa....🎵"
- Buttercup: "We're on in three minutes! Get a move on!"
- Grim: "🎵 Laaaa!🎵"
- Mandark: "I'm trying my best here!"
- Scooby-Doo: "🎵 LAAAAAAAAAAA!🎵"
- Buttercup: "Alright, theme song! 3, 2, 1!"
(Fade out, then...)
- Dexter: "ONE! TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!"
(DUN-dun-dun-DUN dun-dun! (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun) DUN-dun-dun-DUN dun-dun...)
- Dexter: "Ahhhhhhh..."
- I.M. Weasel: "🎵 Bum, bum! Bum, bum! Bum, bum! Bum, bum, bum, bum!🎵"
- Blossom: "🎵 Cartoon Cartoon Fri-DAYS! A-Cartoon Cartoon Fri-DAYS! Cartoon Cartoon Fri-DAYS! Cartoon, cartoon, cartoon, cartoon! La, la-la! La, la-la! La, la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la!🎵"
(Bubbles transitions into the interruption)
- Bubbles: "Wheeeeee!"
- Grim: "We're done already?"
- Dexter: "Not yet, Grim!"
(Theme song resumes)
- Dexter: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....!"
- Fred Jones: "Let's split up, gang!"
- Blossom: "🎵 Car-toon car-toon!🎵"
- All: "FRIDAYS!"
- Blossom: "🎵 Car-toon car-toon!🎵"
- All: "FRIDAYS!"
- Blossom: "🎵 Car-toon car-toon!🎵"
- All: "FRIDAYS!"
- Courage: "Don't make me sing!"
- All: "🎵 La, la-la! La, la-la! La, la-la! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!🎵"
- Johnny Bravo: "Watch the hair."
- I. M. Weasel: "🎵 LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!🎵"
(The fake audience cheers and applauds. The CCF disc hops off the logo and goes up; Scooby-Doo is on it when it comes down, happily wagging his tail. He smiles at the viewers)
- Buttercup: (voice only) "Ladies and gentlemen, SCOOOOOOOBY DOOOOOOOOO!!"