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Thomas!!! Where on earth are you?!
Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am! I didn't see you there–
Hey. I need you to come with me.
For what?
I need your help with something important. For that, I'm gonna have to mod your BMI.
Wait, you're gonna do what to my BMI?!
I'm just going to put something in there.
Promise this won't hurt?
I promise, you won't feel a thing.
——— Mod Successfully Installed ———
Well, that was fast. And it didn't even hurt.
Told you it's quick and painless.
So, what do you even need me for? And what exactly are you trying to do?
You see that big building over there? That's where the New East holds their quarterly demonstrations. You need to get in there and wait until the demonstration is over. Only problem is that they're scanning everyone on the way in. Luckily, I hid it very well, so you should be safe.
But what if they supplicate me in there?!
Calm down. I got this.
Are you crazy?! We don't know if it'll work or not!
Whoa there. I know what I'm doing.
Okay, okay. Are you sure about that?
Of course I am.
Thank you!
Any time!