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2026-06-26
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2026-06-26
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Can I Ever Be Serious? - HM AU BFDI

Summary:

This is where I dump all my joke stuff or introductions! Please see my first fanfic chapter 1 to know well about my AU!!! None of what I type as a joke is canon, but if you want... Well.. Whatever you want dude 💖

Notes:

BROROROROORORROR THANKS FOR 6+ KUDOOOSSSS

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Golfball Can't Just Ever Stop Suffering

Chapter Text

JOKE!:

Golfball:What is wrong with everyone I'm gonna crash out

Dora:Da because your rotting in da lab lol

David:Aw seriously (Are we serious)

Golfball:I HATE EVERYONE.

Fanny *cutely bursts in*:DID SOMEONE SAY HATE???

Golfball:GET OUT OF MY LAB THIS INSTANT.

Fanny:I'M TELLING TB.

Golfball:I'M TELLING... oh wait I can't because YOUR FRIENDLESS

Fanny:EXCUSE ME?!!

Dora:I feel da drama rising now da..

David:Aw seriously (What)

Golfball and Fanny: *argues*

Two *bursts in cutely*:WHAAATTSS HAPPENING HEREE!!

Golfball:FANNY IS BEING ANNOYING KICK HER OUT OF MY LAB NOW!!

Fanny:I'M JUST MAKING HER FINALLY TAKE A SHOWER SHE STINKS

Golfball:OBJECTS LIKE US DON'T HAVE SCENT IDIOT!!!

Fanny:I mean your personality stinks

...

Two:DAMN

Dora:💔

David:Aw seriously (I'm losing faith)

 

Meanwhile Loser:

Loser:HEY GUYS!!! 😁💛 TODAY WE'RE GONNA.. Burst INTO GOLFBALL'S ROOM FOR CLOUT!!! *kicks the door off*

Golfball:WHAT THE HELL LOSER

Loser:Good MORNING!! 😁💛

Fanny and Golfball:GETTTTTTTT OUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!

Loser:AWW 🥺😅😢💛!! Okay

Fanny:STOP DOING THOSE STUPID EMOTICONS YOUR NOT PRICE TAG AND NAILY

Naily *bursts in "lightly"*:WHAT ABOUT ME AND PRICE TAG??

Price Tag:HUH??

Golfball:Can I ever catch a break.

Everyone: no 😋✌

The End (but the suffering never ends LMAO)

WHO SHOULD SUFFER NEXT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAkudospleaseonmymainstorycheckitoutYAYAYAYAYYAYA