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UNITED NATION’S POV
EU and me were just going to Mcdonald’s because EU insisted. He claimed for 40 minutes that "Mcdonald’s is amazing" and that he was to lazy to make food himself. I didn’t want to go but after 40 minutes of my life gone listening to him, I had nothing else to lose. So here we are, Mcdonald’s. And that’s where we saw him.
"NASA ?? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU WORKING HERE ??" EU screamed so loud other people started staring. God...i hate when people stare at me. It feels like i’m being judged or something...
I don’t like being the center of attention. So...i quietly distanced myself from EU and NASA...
"You don’t need to scream it to everyone you know ! :/" Nasa replied
"Okay but can you answer my question?? Since when are you working here ? :D"
"Ask USA." Is the only response that came.
"OK !! :3"
"...Wait what"
Then EU took out his phone and started typing out USA’s number
"Please don’t do this in the middle of a Mcdonald’s" i said to EU
"But why??"
"Don’t you know anything about how to act in public ??"
"Who cares about that ?? It’s not like everyone is staring at us !"
Everyone was totally staring at us.
"We can just ask America in person." I said as i dragged EU away
USA’S POV
I was just on my phone, when i heard someone bang on my door.
"Come in ! You don’t have to destroy the door :/"
I saw UN and EU enter. UN looked like he just lived his worst nightmare while EU was totally oblivious.
"Damn UN you look like you just saw death"
"It was worst than death United states. IT WAS PUBLIC HUMILIATION."
"Hey it wasn’t that bad !" Replied EU
"Anyways, Ame, we wanted to ask you something."
"Yeah what is it"
"Why is NASA working at Mcdonald’s ??"
"...oh yeah random bet we made 6 years ago during Covid cuz we were bored. NASA lost"
"..." UN stayed silent
"...SO I WENT THROUGH ALL OF THIS JUST TO DISCOVER IT WAS A RANDOM BET DURING COVID ?!"
EU laughed
"Calm down UN lmao" EU said
NASA appeared behind them
"What are y’all talking about"
"NOTHING" We all replied at the same time
"Oh and also the ice cream machine broke again" NASA said