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Jon
I - OPEN - THE - DOOR!
[music]
Martin
(horrified) Are you seeing this too or have I gone crazy?
Jon
(stunned) It’s real, Martin. It’s all real.
Elias
(joyous) All my life, I’ve been held back by that door in my face
And then, suddenly, I bump into you!
Martin
(freaking out) Oh my G! The sky is looking back!
Jon
(sobbing) I’d been searching my whole life to find my own place
Martin, I can’t hear you talking,
Just the world that I ru-
Elias
(joyous) But with you!
Martin
(sobbing, take my hand) I’ve got you
Jon
(broken) I found my -
Martin
(hold on) I see your face
Elias
And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Jon opened up the
Door!
Jon opened up the
Do-or!
The world is so much more with you!
Eye
Fresh food
Elias
(agreeing) Fresh food!
Elias, Eye
Fresh food!
Elias
Jon opened up the door
Elias
(laughing at Jon) I mean it’s crazy -
Jon
(hysterical sob)
Elias
The way you finished my sentences!
Martin
(shaking fist at the sky) Elias, I’ll make you rue the day!
Elias
I never met someone with such whumpability!
Hurt!
Hurt again!
Jon
(broken) Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
I’m a mon-
Martin
(sobbing) Jon, can’t you see?
This was Eli-
Jon (interrupting)
No
Martin (simultaneous)
(fiercely) It was Eli-
Jon
-Jonah Magnus
(pained) I don’t want to feel this anymore!
Darn that wretched do-or!
Darn that wretched do-or!
Elias
Life is now so much more, thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Jon, you opened the do-o-or!
Jon (simultaneous)
(sobbing) I opened the door