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Chaos, Chaos! Like that earthling game, what was it called again? Oh nevermind, eveything was caotic. The entire Solar System was fighting the rogue planets, Simp was extremely injured and Ots had to take care of her, X and WISE commanded the army together while Jupiter and Saturn were holding onto each other to not die.
The thing almost nobody knew was that something was watching, something tired of watching.
"¡TIEMPO, TIEMPO!" (Time, Time!)
That came unespected, so unespected eveybody had to stop fighting and had to take a look at the tiny annoyed asteroid, with a wicked face of paint that was... ALIVE?
"I have gotten multiple owners, and have seen multiple relationsips, evey single one of you keep acting gay to eachother, ¡Ya estoy harto de ver estas tonterías! (Im tired of seeing all this mess!)
Nobody understood what was happening, a random asteroid nobody ever heard of was angry at eveyone for... Acting gay? Really? That sound's pretty homophobic. As eveyone kept staring, the little asteoroid's painted face shifted from the jolly smile to an angry frown, as he moved in to Simp's and OTS 44s orbit.
" I declare both of you wife and wife! Ahora bésense. (Now kiss.)"
In less than a second, the gap between Simp and OTS 44 quickly was shut in a kiss, forced by the little asteroid's frustrated gravity. Both of them dwarfs stood in silence as he moved to the next "couple".
" I declare both of you husband and husband! Ahora bésense. (Now kiss.)"
The same thing happend with Jupiter and Saturn, after Guillermo's wise words, they feel into a deep accidentall kiss. Was he really going to act like a cupid and make eveyone fall in love? Is this show going to be called SolarGAYs because it is the earthling pride month?
" I declare both of you husband and husband! Ahora bésense. (Now kiss.)"
"Wait Guillermo DON'T-"
X's and WISE's gravity wasent enough to hold back the deep passion kiss Guillermo had to push both of them to have. It was quick as Mercuries orbit around the sun, but it felt like an Neptunian year.
"¿VER? (See?) It was this easy! This has never happend when i was in Netuno's watch! I hope i will never see your faces again, Cya!" With a *pop*, The asteroid's angry face dissapered, now showing the iconic creepy smiling face again.
"...That was weird" Simp said with all the streigh she had.
"Are we suposed to continue, or do we stop for now?" X broke the thick silence between Simps last comment avout this interesting situation...
"... Lets take a break." The Sun stepped in before, running away with all of his planets again.
"...Im so PROUD of Guillermo right now!"