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Two bad bitches at the same damn time?

Summary:

Verity adores mob, but hes making him hang out with the lameo.. okay, maybe Twixxel isnt so bad either..

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I love twixxel, he doesnt get enough attention imo. Im only writing this because theres only two fics with him rn and it hurts my soul

Notes:

Lmk any notes you have.. its 6am while im working on this😭 this is my first fic since like, my middle school days💀

Chapter 1: Who's babysitting who..

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Verity liked to examine, dissect, calculate. It was simply his nature to do so!
Hes been watching Mob for weeks, ever since hes met him he hasnt been able to take his eyes off him. He wanted to learn as much as he could about the enderman mixed man.
He absolutely relished in each new little quirk he discovered about his friend.. Like the way he'd tilt his head after every silly question, then pretend he knew the answer already- so stubborn!
It was undeniably endearing.
Verity mentally compared him to a house-cat with a false sense of independence. Mob needed verity so bad and didnt even realize it. It was adorable, was it not?

Though, sometimes he wished he could get a little more appreciation for all his help. Just a little "i need you verity" was all he is asking for! Nothing too big..

Verity perked up from his pedestal as mob walked up to him.
"Im going mining!"

"When are we going?" Verity chirped, a slight bounce as he talked. "Theres a cave 400 blocks-"

Mob shook his head "No, im goin alone."

"Why?" Verity felt his smile strain. "You need me to help you."
Verity just wished mob would stop leaving so often without him. yes, he found the whole "i dont need you!" Act amusing, but sometimes it did irritate him. What if mob got lost without him, or hurt? Though, it was always satisfying when Mob would waddle back and ask for veritys help..

"Twixxel was teasing me for having not gotten items myself! I gotta prove to him I can."

"No. you dont, hes jealous." Verity laughed "bring me with!"

"Gotta do this on my own man.." Mob had made up his mind. Verity hated the influence twixxels words had on his mob. Why did his opinion even matter so much?
"Oh! So you dont get lonley.." verity felt a glimmer of hope when mob scooped him up "ill have twixxel watch you, aye?"

"Oh!" He forced his smile. "Okay, mob!"
He hated the idea, but it provided an opportunity.

Mob held Verity close as he walked next door, not bothering to knock- verity chuckled at his entrance. It was just so MOB!
"Twix!"

Twixxel flitched, slamming his head on the open chest he was looking through
"What??" He slammed it shut, shooting a small glare.

"Watch verity for me man, hes lonley."

Verity laughed again "I am not!"

Twixxel stared for a moment "I can watch the little guy.." he nodded, holding out his arms for the yellow ball.

Mob would hand him over, smiling. "I'm going mining. Verity, take care of Twixxel while im gone."

Twixxel scoffed "I thought I was the one babysitting."

"Your kinda an idiot though." Mob shrugged his shoulders.

"Your more stupider than me"

"Thats not a word, nor correct in a grammatical sense" Verity chimmed in, gaining a laugh from mob as he hurried out the door.

"Thats rude, little ball." Twixxel huffed, glaring down at verity.

"Its verity." He corrected, the eailer softness to his voice was replaced with a cold tone now.

"I know." Twixxel tilted his head to the side, his tail curling. "So, what do i do with you?"

"I'm mobs personal helper friend." Verity made sure to emphasize mobs name

"Not my friend?" Twixxel lifted an eyebrow, he didnt seem actually hurt by the comment- just amused.

"I did not say that."

"You didnt not say it."

"You are hungry." Verity jumped out of his arms, rolling to the door. "Lets go to Mobs farm and help, its beneficial for the both of you."

"You just want me to do it for him cuz he keeps forgetting.."

"I also didnt say that!"

Twixxel bent over and grabbed verity again, opening the door and heading towards Mobs small farm

"I do not need to be carried." Verity stated

"Oh" Twixxel stopped, he stared at verity than smiled. "My bad.."

"Go ahead and set me down!" Verity said with fake cheer

"What if like, the wind picks you up though." Twixxel muttered, continuing to walk. He finally set him down when they reached the destination "damn, he sucks at building. What even is this farm?"

Verity rolled over to the crops, smiling as always. "He did very good with what he had!"

"Sure.." Twixxel rolled his eyes, and began to pick as well as replant seeds.
"Should i make bread?" He didn't wait for a response, making the bread and beginning to chow down.

Verity blinked "Leave some for mob"

"Im not fat?"

Silence.

Twixxel looked offended at that, before continuing with a sigh "do you eat?"

"I eat."

"Thats-" Twixxel swallowed his food "well, What do you eat?"

"Meat, preferably raw."

"Like still kicking type raw?"

"Raw" Verity didnt elaborate

"Well... Are you hungry?"

"Always!" He laughed as if it was a joke of some sort.

"Do you wannnttt.. chicken?"

"I will eat on my own time." He smiled wider "I appreciate the offer though."

Twixxel couldnt tell if that was genuine or not.
"Alright.. come on man." He leaned down to pick him up again. "Oh, wait. Can i.."

Verity rolled back to the house without giving an awsner. Guess its a big no?

"Jerk.." Twixxel muttered, following behind.