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3rd person pov(lime)
The vents are hard to navigate for lime as they make a lot of wrong turns,they entered the vent from the reactor and somehow end up in the reactor again.
at this rate they might as well give up trying to go to their destination,when they spot a book and written on top in bold letters there's written 'Captains handbook'
oh boy they sure do wonder who that might belong too,red won't mind if they took a peak inside would they?
they took the book and opened it to the first page.
'captains manual 101 letter A'
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ok they had seen enough this was just red's personality copy and paste,which further proves their theory that all the other crewmates are bootlickers who are being mind controlled by mira and the government.
this was an awesome discovery for lime,they were gonna have so much fun revealing reds plans right infront of them!(they end up not doing that.)
now they just had to find where red is and confront them about it.
3rd person pov (red)
red was in navigations obviously navigating the ship and not playing hello kitty island adventure,they turned it off about to get of their chair when lime popped out of the vents panting and scared the shit outta them.
"oh my go-"
"i know you're plans, I've figured it all out!" lime shouted still panting a bit,cutting red off.
"what are you talking about?.." they questioned.
"i know ur a bootlicker that's working for the government to um..to uhh..dang it i didn't think of this part yet."
"uhh...ok."
"anyways i found ur book manual somethi-"
"my manual!-i mean uhh thanks for returning it I've been looking for it."they exclamed.
"it sucks"lime said with a straight face.
"what?"
"i read it and it sucks" they clarified.
"uhh..a...b...f...r..s...uhh.."red muttered, flipping through the manual.
"uhh....i don't see anything written about tha-"
"...i can literally hear you."lime responded
they just stared at eachother for a long time,in an uncomfortable silence.
"..uhh have you ever navigated a ship?"red asked, pointing at them.
"I've done alot of things since im an ordained minister,but i have never navigated a ship."lime responded
"do you..uhh..wanna try navigating one?"
there was an awkward silence for a bit.
"isn't that irresponsible?"
"uhh......f....g....h....i....mmh.."red muttered while flipping through the manual again.
"there's nothing written about that in my manual so it's no biggie!"they exclamed while shrugging.
"i told myself I won't ever interact physically with you bootlicker but i might as well-"
"Yes!-i mean uhh ignore that..."
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3rd person pov
lime was now sitting on reds captain chair both hands on the yoke/center stick whatever with red beside them.
"so its like shooting the asteroids in the weapons room except we dont have a aim icon and we have to dodge the asteroids?"
"yup its just like that." red responded.
"...makes no sense."
"fine look i will show you,cuz that's what good captain does cuz im the captain."red said, putting his hands top of lime's.
"so uhh...ahem..you basically push it front to go forward and the further you push it the faster it'll go." they said pushing the yoke/center console forward.
"then you push it backwards to brake,and the further you push it backwards the faster it will brake i guess."
"then left to go left,then right to go right." they said quickly removing their hands ontop of lime's looking a bit flustered.
"ok." lime said,now navigating the ship.
meanwhile the security camera light was flickering.
purple's pov
cmon and kiss already gosh,im tired of waiting! (me too purple,me too.)
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