Work Text:
What're you doing
with that umbrella, mister?
I AM COVERING YOU.
Is it raining?
PERHAPS.
You don't know?
NOBODY KNOWS.
IT IS ALWAYS RAINING SOMEWHERE.
If you don't know,
then why do you have it?
BECAUSE IT IS GOOD
TO HAVE AN UMBRELLA.
Even if it doesn't matter?
IT ALWAYS MATTERS.
Even if it's not raining?
OF COURSE.
…Thanks, mister.