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"wow kris... im having such a good night on this amazing date!!" noelle said enthusiastically. kris smiled and blushed because they were having a good time too, i mean who wouldnt on their first date??
"er er er er er would you like yopur er er er check er er er" sans said. Anthropomorphic Comic Sans (Font) chimed in with a "my name is comic sans." sans lowkey killed him on the spot. :/
kris picked up the bill. kris wanted to pay. thats a nice thing to do on your first date right???????
"awww kris dont pay!! i know youre broke right now!!" noelle said, pullinng out a big fat stack of 100 dollar dark dollar bills even though this is the light world. (i think???)
"let me be clear." said an invisible voice. noelle and kris looked.
"sir.. youre already clear." said noelle.
"oh. then let me be opaque." said the voice, which turned out to be OBAMA. the former president BARACK OBAMA.
"kay, NOW let me be clear," obama began. "Kris, you are a very good they for attempting to pay the bill for your lovely date. However, I, Barac Obama, spelled without a k but only in this sentwnce, demand that you guys let me watch the rest of ypour date. because michelle is not in this universe for some reason and im so so frweaking sad and i need to relive the glory days when i was a teen too :((("
sans killed himself. ok.
kris and noelle reluctanlty agreed to letting obama watch their date for some reason. maybe because obama is kinda cool :))
"sooo... kris.... wanna go to the lake." noelle smiled but kinda creepy AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
kris thumbed up
"let me be clearwater pool" said obama, transforming into a body of water.
"KRIS YOU ACTUALLY CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said noelle , taking an L and lowkey drowning herself with kris
bye