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Aeolus and bekah ar chillinf.
Aeolus: “yo bro do uou wanna het mcdonalds😳😳” they ask
Bekah: “dude you know i’m scared of yhat word…”
Aeolus: “mcdonalds?”
Bekah: “HET!!!”
Aeolus: “Oh im sorr”
Bekah: “It ok😊😊also yes i watn mcdonald”
Aeolus: “Ok let’s go😊😊😊!!!”
So they somehow get to mcdonald somehow. Aeolus orders the entire menu and so does Bekah. Like mother liek child I guess
Ches from metal family: “Ok that will be. One million dollars”
Aeolus: “well shit”
Bekah: “Broskito i don’t have any money😢😢😢”
Aeolus: “me neither”
Bekah: “THEN WHY DID YOU TAKE US TO MCDONALDS?”
Aeolus: “i don’t know”
Bekah: “STOP BEING SO NONCHALANT”
Aeolus: “OK IM SORRY MOM😢😢😢”
Ches: “No fucking way that’s your child”
bekah: “Shutup Ches”
Ches starts sobbing
Bekah: “QUICK GRAB EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN” SHE URGES AEOLUS
AEOLUS: “OKAY” AEOLUS GRABS EVERYTHING AND THEY LEAVE
CHES: «БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯТЬ»
Anyways Bekah and Aeolus get back home and do a mukbang
Aeolus: “burp”
bekah: “Did you just say burp witout burping”
Aeolus: “Maybe”
Bekah: “Fuc I should have aborted you”
Aeolus: “WHAT”
the emd😊😊😊😊😊