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1.
The crowd at S was alive with shouts and cheers from the countless bitches, bros and nonbinary hoes. There was an intense beef between Miya and some random drunk guy that had aparrently looked at the teen funny and said teen promtly yelled: "Whatta think you're lookin' at slime! I challenge your drunk ass to a beef, winner gets to kick the loser in the balls!" And thats how they ended up where they are now, neck and neck, speeding down the rough terrain of the S track.
Standing near the sidelines watching their little chud on the big screen, projecting a live feed of the race were Cherry, Joe, Reki and Langa. "Whoooo, go Miya!" Reki screamed, cupping his hands to his mouth as Miya stuck his tounge out, mocking his opponent. Hair blowing in the wind as he over took the intoxicated man by gliding on the edge of the road with ease.
"That little cocky brat." Kaoru muttered while tapping his finger against his forehead in fustration. "HA, you gotta admit, kid's got skills!" Kojiro laughed as he pat Cherry's back, causing the man to stumble slightly. He shot a pissed glare to the muscular broccili head as he kicked him in the shin.
Reki looked on in admiration as Miya was now showing off by doing needless tricks as he continued to turn around and make faces at his opponent behind him. Reki was so proud of Miya, like, he was just a kid! Going up against a six foot something grown ass man with a full beard and a beer belly that jiggled with every bump in the track!
Reki nudged Langa who was standing right beside him. "He's a pretty cool thirteen year old, eh?" Langa stared at Miya's form moving on the screen in awe. He was still relatively new to skating but he knew how difficult the tricks being performed were. He had the bruises to prove it. " Hell yeah," he whispered under his breath.
He's rage baiting way to hard. Kaoru was twisting a lock of his long, sliky, pink hair as he watched Miya's opponent speed up with a sickly grin plastered across his drunken face. This is not gonna end well...
Reki bit his lip as he watched the drunk guy reach into his pocket and pull out a short but incredibly thick and heavy looking metal pole from his pocket. What... He then pressed a button on the side of the metal and it started to snap into a longer pole. What the fuck??? HOW'D HE EVEN SKATE WITH THAT SHIT IN HIS POCKET???
The man was advancing towards the black haired teen at a steady pace. Miya tossed a glance over his shoulder and his eyes widened at the sight of a crazed lunatic rushing towards him with a fucking pole. What the... He thought he might have to find some God or something to pray to on the spot. Wait i'm like a skater prodigy, I can obviously just dodge this NPC.
Ahhh, comeonMiyacomeonMiyacomeonMiyacomeonMiyacomeonMiyacomeonMiyacomeonMiya! Reki's mind was on auto pilot as he grabbed onto Langa's hand in a death grip for comfort. The other boy subcontiously squeezed back in response to the contact.
A spark of movement cought Kojiro's eye as he looked to the red and blue haired duo standing slightly infront of him. He looked down and saw their hands linked tightly. He smirked at the wholesome sight and shared a knowing look with Kaoru who also saw the interaction.
Miya, as expected swerved out of the way to dodge the hit sent his way, causing the offender momentarily lose his balance, being left in the dust by the teen who came out victorious and kicked some balls.
"Aw, Miya that was so freakin' cool!" Reki trudged over, rattiling off complements, Langa in tow, who blushed when he looked down as his hand, still intertwined with Reki's....
2.
The Gremlin Trio (Reki, Langa and Miya) were all huddled together on a bench watching TikToks on Langa's phone. They were skating around the park untill the sun's deadly rays had become too much for their beloved Canadian and they had to retreat to a bench in the shade. They were scrolling through Langa's for you page when they finally got to a video that wasn't a snowboarding edit or a burger recipe.
A generic female AI voice started talking. "Pee oh ve. When the youngest sibling dosen't get their way."
It then proceded to play a clip of a Japanese guy with blue hair at a soccer match crashing out and getting swamped in Brazilian flags because Brazil won against Japan.
"Bro that's literally you Miya." The boy in question turned to stare at Reki. "What did you just say to me??!!" He was like an angry cat when he leaned across Langa to intimidte Reki. "That's not me!!" he was yelling now. Reki just grined. "Okay." Yeah, he was good. "GURRRRRR!" Miya growled and flipped off the older boy as he sat back down and crossed his arms, pouting like a little kid.
"Hey imma take a piss now, Langa wanna come?" Reki asks while getting up and stretching his arms above his head letting all his stink aura waft from his pits. "Okay." Langa followed the stinky redhead nonchalantly.
Reki waved a hand back at Miya as he walked away "We'll be back in a sec ok!" Then the pair waddled away leaving Miya by himself.
That was weird, what are they gonna do piss on eachother??
A notification lighting up Reki's phone, which he had left to overheat on the bench, caught Miya's attention. Uhhh... He looked at the notification displayed which read: CROSSY ROAD your daily free coins are here! Miya swipped the notification away. What a chud. Crossy Road in the big twenty six. Then he looked at the lock screen wallpaper. It was a selfie of a smiling, flour covered Reki on his bed with purple stained lips looking like he just woke up, holding two dusty lolly pops in his hand. One blue, and one red. Langa was asleep in the backround with matching stained lips, also covered in flour and there was sweet wrappers all over the covers and in Langa's messy hair.
Geez, what the hell happened here. Miya thought this was a really funny picture and had to cover a laugh with a cough when he saw it. Bro this is so dumb, why would that slime even make this his wallpaper? I've gotta show this to Cherry and Joe, they're gonna laugh so hard when they see Reki was about to eat dusty candy! He whipped out his own phone and took a picture. haha. He crated a Whatsapp group chat called We love cats :3 and added Kojiro and Kaoru.
You: look at rekis dumb lockscreen
You: he prolly ate the crusty lollys
He put his phone back in his pocket just as The Purple Duo came back from pissing on each other. "Nice wallpaper," the black haired teen teased. Reki blushed.
Kaoru and Kojiro were both sitting out on the beach enjoying their date bros day out, when Brocilli Head's phone buzzed. Twice.
"I told you to put that on silent." the other man scolded as he whacked Kojiro with a flip flop. The smack sound reaching the ears of a couple passing by who shot them curious glances.
Broccoli ignored Pinky as his face lit up in awe at what was displayed on his screen.
"Lemme see that."
Kaoru snatched the phone and was met with the cutest Renga picture he's ever seen, it kind of reminded him of his highschool days as a rebellious teenager with a certain green haired baffoon.
Both men turned to face each other mischievous glints in their eyes. Poor oblivious Miya.
Kojiro smiled looking up at the sky.
"They're down baaad for each other."
3.
Reki groaned as his eyes opened and he slowly gained consciousness and was returned to the land of the living. He looked around the room he was in. Huh? that's weird where are all my posters. He blinked slowly, his brain still groggy as he took in his surroundings. Why am I shirtless, and what's this warm lump next to me?? He looked down. Ohh, shit! his eyebrows shot up to his hairline as he felt his face heat up. Langa was asleep next to him dressed only in his school pants from the day before. Ahhh! Reki shot his hand up to his face to cover his eyes. Don't look, don't look, don't look. Wait. Langa dosen't have tiddies. Why would I be scared to look?
Reki squirmed his legs out of the covers as he took in the mess on the ground. There was clothes thrown about all over the floor. Reki looked at Langa, at the floor, then back at Langa, then back at the floor... A realization dawned on him. Oh fuck, it looks like we cracked. Oh fuck.... It looks like we..... Shit!
Reki leaned back against the the wall then brought his knees up to his chest and forcefully kicked them out. His feet hit Langa full force causing the poor boy to be rolled out of the bed, landing with a loud thump.
"Owhhwamphha."
He didn't even open his eyes as he lay face flat on the ground.
"Langaaa! You gotta get your lazy ass up, your moms gonna come in and think we cracked!" Reki was waving his hands around in exasperation.
"Mnnhhh, crack. Butt crack...."
"Uuggghhh"
Reki tried to scramble out of Langa's bed, pillow in hand, but then got his feet tangled in the covers and crashed down beside the sleeping lump that was Langa. "Ow..."
"Langa are you okay up there?"
Shitshitshitshitshit.
Reki propped himself up with his arms and looked to Langa who was still asleep. Not good... He shifted onto his knees and began slapping the Canadian's head with the pillow. "LANGA GET THE FUCK UP, I CAN HEAR YOUR MOM WALKING UP THE STAIRS.
"Huh?"
Langa barely had a chance to register what was going on before he was yanked up from the ground and facing a panicked Reki who threw a bundle of clothes at him. "Get changed now!" It was a little hard to see what they were doing since the curtains were still closed and they still weren't fully awake yet but they some how managed to get dressed in record time, Reki even managing to jump out the window before there was a knock on the door.
"Langa i'm coming in."
She opened the door and was met with a disheveled looking Langa. His hair was a mess and he looked totally out of breath and wait is that...
He smiled and waved at her. "Hey mom."
Wait why is she looking at me like that?....
He avoided his mothers piercing gaze as he ran out of his room, making sure to grab his board. Oh, and his school bag. "Bye, i'm off to school!" He dashed down the stairs as he finished buttoning up his uniform. He quickly threw on his shoes that were left by the front door then exited his house. He could make out Reki's form up ahead, skating in the opposite way of the school. Tyipicall Reki.... As he was rolling down the footpath he remembered something. Oh yeah, Reki wanted to intercept Shadow on his way to work and give him a piece of paper with a really horrible joke on it.....
Reki grinned as he made his way over to Hiromi. He's gonna be so mad when I show him this!
"Hey old man!"
Shadow's eyes twitched as he turned around to face Reki. The kid was an absolute mess his spiky hair was sticking out in every direction except for at one side where he must have been sleeping on since it was flat against his face. His laces were also untied and his clothes were all rumpled but there was also something else strange. He wasn't wearing his signature hoodie but instead a dark blue t-shirt. Wait where have I seen that before.
As Reki began rooting around in his pockets, blissfully unaware of Shadow's inner thoughts, he heard Langa coming to a stop right beside him. Not even looking up he chuckles and says, "Glad you finally made it sleepyhead." But then it was Shadow's turn to chuckle. Oh, how the tables have turned. Langa looked so sleep deprived that he hadn't even noticed he was wearing Reki's yellow hoodie under his uniform.
Now's my chance! I can finally make fun of the brats and get payback from all the times I had to babysit! He cleared his throat and they both looked at him. "Hmm, playing clothes swap I see?" Langa tilted his head. "What?..." That's when Reki turned around and saw the other boy for the first time since jumping out his window. His eyes widened in horror and an embarresed flush creept onto his face as he grabbed Langas arm and pulled up his uniform sleeve. "Uhmm.... Dude....." Langa woke up fully as his eyes landed on the yellow peeking out from under his black sleeve. Shit...
"Oh, ah, we're gonna be late for school! See ya around!"
"Langa let's get the hell outta here."
The two boys skated off at super human speeds, still in the opposite way of the school. I guess Shadow will never get that joke.
4.
Langa and Reki were on their way to Sia La Luce for some pizza when Langa pulls something out of his pocket. Reki's head immidently snaps to the crinckling packaging sound, his eyes started sparkling and without taking his eyes off the package he asks, "Is that candy?" Langa smiles. "Yeah, I found it in this cool looking shop and thought you would like it so I bought it for you-" Reki snatched the bag and tore it open. He didn't bother to even look at the packaging as he scooped a handfull of gummies into his mouth.
"Mhhmmmmm! Thamhks Lamnpha mphh... you're the mhnphbest!
"Uhh, you're welcome?
Reki was acting a little weird by the time they got to the restaurant but nobody said anything as the pair took a seat beside Miya who was in an intense round of Mario Kart.
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Thankfully there was no one else in the restaurant because Reki was shouting loud and waving his hands in the air, one still holding onto the pack of sweets Langa gifted him. He was causing such a scene that even Miya momentarily looked up from his screen to tell the elder to shut his cake hole.
Kojiro stepped out of the kitchen, Kaoru in tow, to see what the ruckus was.
"Chill out kid, pizza's in the oven."
Kaoru adjusted his glasses as he laid eyes on the package in Reki's hands. Wait, what? That better not be what I think it is....
"Reki, what are you eating?" The redhead turned his head to the sound of his name. "Huh?" He then slowly looked at the pouch in his hand. "Oh, these old things.... are just. GUMMIES! Langa gave them to me, he's like.... the best dude, dude!" Everyone was now looking at Reki. Kaoru's eye twitched. "Langa please don't tell me you gave the hyperactive kid... special gummies..." Special gummies? Wait as in-. Langa's face paled as he grabbed the pack out of Reki's hand. Yeah, Langa really can't read kanji well...
"Awe crap, sorry Reki I kinda just gave you drugs." Reki looked over at Langa, teary eyed.
"No, Langa don't blame yourself." He fought back a sob as he leaned in and kissed Langa. On the lips. Then he leaned back and snatched the bag back. "Gimme the fuckin' gummies." "What, NO!" Langa and Reki started wrestling for the candies.
Kauro and Kojiro looked on at the chaos and could only focus on how casual that kiss looked and how unaware they were that it happened. They shared yet another knowing look.
"Uhm..." Everyone turned to the blackhaired teen.
"What's special gummies?"
5.
"Hurry up slimes! Reki, your mom and sisters have already left like... ten hours ago! She'll probarly be back before your even done getting ready!"
Miya was sitting on the couch in Reki's house waiting for him and Langa to get ready so they could go skating. The two older boys had a sleepover the night before, which was getting to become an almost daily thing, much to Miya's annoyance because whenever they stayed at eachothers houses they were always late for every thing.
Ugh, I've been sitting here for the past half an hour, they better at least be awake by now. Poor Miya had, in fact, been sitting there for the last half an hour. He had to akwardly just watch as Reki's mom cleaned the kitchen. Eventually though, Koyomi came over and sat beside him and they settled into a comfortable conversation untill she had to go. Now Miya was just bored. He didn't even bring his switch because he thought they'd be skating all day!
Urrrr, I'm gonna go up there and drag them out myself, it's what they deserve for making me wait this long.... assholes... He marched up the stairs, stomps echoing through the entire house as he made his acsent. When he reached the door he was about to knock but he froze, fist midair. He could hear giggles coming from the room. He could also make out a flustered voice." -he! Oh hell no, YOU DID SO MUCH!" Thats definatly Langa but why does he sound so annoyed.... wait annoyed isn't the right word, it's more like... embarresed? Bro, I literraly can't with them, they made me wait for ages just so they could giggle. Miya made a face. Yeah, I'm not putting up with this anymore.
Miya grabbed the door and forcefully swung it open. He pointed a finger to the two slimes still in their pyjamas. "How are you guys still not ready!" The boys in question looked like deer in headlights. Reki was clutching onto Lanaga's arm (Who was still blushing from before Miya even entered.) and they stood infront of a small mirror hanging up on the wall. They both just stared wide eyed, gaping at Miya as if he had grown real cat ears.
"Did you guys even hear me? Your shared braincell sure seems to be having a hard time right now!" But thats when he noticed it, a bunch of dark purple bruises with red around the outsides decorating both the boys necks. Langa definitely seemed to have the worst of whatever this was, he had way more then Reki and they really stood out against his paler skin. What the hell?
The duo, still frozen in place slowly turned to look at eachother, something akin to relief flashed across their faces untill Miya asked, "Where the hell did those bruises come from?!" They were both back to gaping at him.
"Well!?"
"Y-you see Miya-" Langa was cut off by Reki.
"It was a bee attack! YEAH! Like a really angry bee attacked us but was wayyy more attracted to Langa cause' he's so- UHM, YEAH!"
"..."
"Reki, I'm not dumb." The two boys looked like they were going to cry and just come up with another excuse untill Miya spoke again.
"It was a wasp, you don't have to lie about it, bees can only sting once. Then they die."
The relief was back. Reki scratched the back of his neck. "Oh, yeah, haha. ha, your right Miya."
"Whatever slimes, I'm leaving now so you better be ready in the next thirty seconds!" And with that he slamed the door and left.
Something seems a little suspisious....
"Cherry, Joe, what does it mean if two people have a bunch of bruises on their necks?"
Karou spat out his wine, because, like, what!?
It was around eleven PM when pink and green duo had been enjoing their evening, drinking, mabye tasting some confiscated gummies and just having a chill night. That was, until a certain cat obsessed child walked in with a question they were not prepared to answer.
"Hmm, I don't really know kid, why'd you ask?" Karou looked at his boyfriend in envy. Smooth.
Miya wasn't convinced they were being honest. These dicks are hiding something from me..... Oh well, it couldn't possibly hurt to tell them why.
"I went to Reki's house the morning of their sleep over and they were taking so fuck-"
"LANGUAGE!"
"Freakin' long, so I went to Reki's room and they both had these weird bruises on them, they were mostly on Langa though..... Reki said a bee attacked them but was more attracted to Langa or somthing..."
Karou and Joe looked at eachother. Joe wistled. "Dang, these kid's really are a thing."
"WILL SOMEONE ANSWER MY DANG QUESTION?!"
+1.
The whole gang was together having a meal at Sia La Luce before S when Kojiro made an announcement.
"Okay guys, all the adults come back to the kitchen... Miya you too." He glanced over to the outcasts and could alredy see Reki standing up. "There's some.... inportant topics we need to discuss." Kojiro winked at Reki. Ah, important topics. HA, Miya must be getting The Talk! Miya hopped off his chair with a shrug of his shoulders and followed the three adults into the kitchen.
Reki looked at Langa. He just couldn't seem to get enough of him these days.... Gosh, he's so friggin cute! "Bro, I feel bad for Miya. Imagine having to get the talk from those three." He made a gagging motion. "Couldn't be me."
Langa looked lovingly at Reki, eyes lingering on his lips for just a moment too long. I wish I could tattoo your face onto the inside of my eyelids so I never have to take my eyes off you.... wait is that creepy or romantic?
Reki climbed onto the table.
"Bro, what...."
"I've always wanted to do this!"
Reki shoved all the plates out of his way and lied down on the table.
"Langa, lie with meee, it's a one in a lifetime experience!"
How could he resist when the beautiful being in front of him asked him to lie with him?!
Less than ten seconds later Langa was already up beside the redhead. He was a very happy guy right now.
"You know what would be funny right now?" Reki had mischivious little shit written all over his face. Oh, no.
Before Langa even had the chance to react, Reki rolled into him. Just as he was about to go down he flung himself back towards Reki and grabbed onto him. He was now lying ontop of the gremlin. He was turning into a tomato. SHIIITTTTT! I cannot do this right now! He manovered himself so his hands were on the table, one at each side of Reki's head as he propped himself up so he could look at his love who had the audacity to be smirking at him.
"You wanna kiss me so bad."
Langa just blushed and looked away. But once again, before he had a chance to react, Reki wrapped his arms around the Canadian's shoulders and pulled him back down. When their faces met so did their lips. They were both blushing like crazy but they couldn't deny they were enjoying themselvs.
They scooted into a more comfortable position so they were now both laying on their sides arms wrapped around eachother, lips still connected. Finally Langa broke away to get some air. And looked at Reki, the boy was looking awfully proud of himself.
"Bro."
"..."
"Bro."
Langa grabbed the back of Reki's head and pulled him back in again. Reki also put his hand on the back of Langa's head gripping blue locks in a loose hold. Reki shifted their position once more so he could lie ontop the blue haired boy. The two lovers happily ignored the sound of glass hitting the floor and shattering as Langa put his hand on Reki's waist, somehow pulling them even closer together than they already were. Reki relished in the touch.
The three adults plus Miya were akwardly standing around in the kitchen. Miya was starting to loose his pateince.
"What the hell did you guys drag me in here for?!"
Kojiro spared nervous glances towards the two adults next to him. Kaoru sighed as he ajusted his glasses. I guess I'll just have to take the lead...
"So Miya, as well as myself, Joe and Shadow, we think that you must have been noticing some stuff going on between Langa and Reki."
The teen just stared at the adults. That's when Hiromi stepped in.
"You know the way they've been all close and shit?"
"Uhh, how wouldn't I? I can't even remember the last time I saw one of them alone..." Now it was Kojiro's turn.
"And what do you make of that?"
"I don't know, it's annoying as hell."
Kojiro sighed. Wait... Mabey there's something else we should adress.
"Miya, are you fimilliar with the term gay?"
Kojiro kinda regretted saying that.
"Do you think I'm stupid... Is that why I'm here....?"
"What! Of course not but- ok I'm just gonna tell you. We think Langa and Reki are-"
They were interupted by the sound of glass shattering.
"Shit."
They all made their way to the door, Kojiro in the lead, and when he flung it open he did not expect to see what they were just conversing about. Reki and Langa were on top of eachonther, very passionatley making out on his table.
"Oi, what the HELL!"
The two boys looked up to find everyone staring at them. Shit, busted....
"NOT IN THE RESTURANT!!"
Miya, finnaly connecting the dots, pointed and yelled, "GAY!"
Kaoru, not supprised, just sighed. "Boys, we're gonna have to have a serious talk."
The pair quickly sat up, Reki was still clinging to Langa for dear life.
"Noooo," He groaned. "I've already had this talk!"
Langa pulled the redhead closer.
"Don't worry bae, I'll protect you."
He then picked up Reki, bridal style, and dashed out of the resturant, leaving everyone else to prosses what just happened. One thing was for certain now, they were definitley dating.
BONUS!!!
The Renga Shippers gc
Miya was added to groupchat.
Miya: Bro what...
Kojiro changed Miya's display name to "Catboi".
Catboi: HEY
Langa's spawn point: Sorry kid, it happened to all of us.
Flowerlover: yeah Joe what is wrong with you?
Kojiro: What, everyone has to have FuN nAMeS!
Pinkypie: You did not just type like that....
Catboi: WHY DONT U HAVE A FuN nAMe THEN!!!
Kojiro: Fine if u really want me to
Kojiro changed Kojiro's dispaly name to "Musclelord".
Pinkypie: What is wrong with you? It should be mindless gorrilla.
Musclelord: Ik you love my ripped body tho....
Pinkypie: ....
Catboi: EWWWWWW
Reki's spawn point: Awe, young lovers!
Catboi: WHY AM I HERE!!!!?????
Musclelord: Because u found out the Renga lore!
Catboi: ?
Flowerlover: WHEN U WALKED IN ON THEM MAKING OUT
Catboi: oh yeah...
Langa's spawn point: OMG THEY WERE??
Musclelord changed chat name to "Renga Cannon Community (:".
Catboi: yeah it was lwk gross
Reki's spawn point: I'm not really suprised.
Reki's spawn point: I alredy gave Reki the talk
Catboi: whats the talk
Pinkypie: ...
Flowerlover: ...
Musclelord: ...
Langa's spawn point: Oh, dear.