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Nelly and Green were hanging out and decided to check out the campsite, and what they saw was… really, really weird. There was just some random girl just sitting at one of the logs called Pompom with pots and pans surrounding the campfire. They didn’t mind it too much though.
Nelly then suggested they try to toast marshmallows since they couldn’t do it in the cave for some reason.
“Yo let’s try to toast those marshmallows, like I'm REALLYY craving some….”
“Yeah that sounds cool”
And Pompom was just sitting there and staring at them and it was like super duper weird.
“Pompom can you like fuck off” said Nelly multiple times.
Then they went into one of those tents and chilled there for a while before POMPOM of all people walked in and stood at the entrance. Then she said something and left but Nelly didn’t catch it but unfortunately Green did.
“Bro what did she say???” Nelly asked somewhat scared.
Green then replied, kinda shaking in their boots, “Bro she said ‘Eat more’”
“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???”
“I DON’T KNOW????”
“YO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE”
Green and Nelly tried sneaking out of the tent but Pompom already came back with a marshmallow and they both went back into the tent because walking out and ditching right in front of her would be awkward. Pompom offered one of them a marshmallow which Nelly took because free food is free food. Pompom unfortunately decided to sit next to them and watch.
“Omfg Pompom LEAVE”
“Nobody wants you here bro”
Each of them repeatedly complained about something similar to each other for a good while. Pompom didn’t hear, probably.
THEN Pompom started looking sad and started crying too. Nobody knew why and Nelly started getting super pissed and genuinely losing it.
“BRO. POMPOM WHY ARE YOU CRYING… DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING??? USE YOUR WORDS POMPOM, USE YOUR WORDS DUDE!!???”
Then something amazing happened…. POMPOM LEFT!!! Both of them rejoiced and ran away from the campsite, hoping to never see her again.