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The Post ESC 2026 Chat

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The Eurovision 2026 musicians are in a chat together some time after the contest.

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Server: ESC 2026 🇦🇹 (Vienna Survivors)
Channel: #general-chat
Date: July 1, 2026
Current Time: 23:45

@Cosmó_AT (Austria 🇦🇹):
Can't believe it's been over a month since the Grand Final already. Miss you guys! Vienna is way too quiet without you all breaking into spontaneous dance battles in the hotel lobby. 😭

@Dara_BG👑 (Bulgaria 🇧🇬):
I DON'T MISS THE STRESS!!! But I do miss the parties! 🏆✨ Wait until next May, Sofia is going to be INSANE just you wait!!

@Sam_LMNC (United Kingdom 🇬🇧):
anyone know how to wire a 5-pin midi cable directly into a toaster? asking for a friend

@Senhit_Freaky (San Marino 🇸🇲):
Sam darling, it is almost midnight in the UK. What are you building in your shed this time? 😩

@Sam_LMNC (United Kingdom 🇬🇧):
working on a new analog synth. Eins, Zwei, Drei didn't have enough electrical hazards on stage imo. trying to make this toaster play a phat bassline when the bread pops up.

@Delta_AU (Australia 🇦🇺):
Sam please don’t electrocute yourself, we need you for the reunion concert! 😅 Good morning from Sydney by the way, just having my morning coffee! ☕️

@Aidan_MT (Malta 🇲🇹):
Morning Delta! Late night here. The summer heat is already kicking in. Dara, how’s the winner’s tour treating you?

@Dara_BG👑 (Bulgaria 🇧🇬):
Exhausting but AMAZING!! Bangaranga is literally playing in every single club I walk into right now. I haven't slept a full 8 hours since I lifted that glass microphone on May 16th lmao 💃

@Satoshi_MD (Moldova 🇲🇩):
VIVA, MOLDOVA!!! 🇲🇩🎷

@Cosmó_AT (Austria 🇦🇹):
Satoshi, my brother, you have just been typing that in every channel since the semi-finals.

@Satoshi_MD (Moldova 🇲🇩):
VIVA. MOLDOVA.

@Lenna_Ninja (Estonia 🇪🇪):
Honestly? Respect the dedication. 🎸 It’s pouring rain in Estonia right now. I need some of that Malta heat, Aidan. Or maybe just another slice of that Sacher torte Cosmó bought us during the dress rehearsals.

@Senhit_Freaky (San Marino 🇸🇲):
You are all welcome to come to Rimini!! My yacht is ready for a summer party! I’ll even see if Boy George is free, though he’s been impossible to reach since we did Superstar. ✨🥂

@Sam_LMNC (United Kingdom 🇬🇧):
wait... if I connect the toaster's ground wire to this circuit board, the heating element hits a perfect C sharp...

@Delta_AU (Australia 🇦🇺):
Sam, put the toaster down.

@Dara_BG👑 (Bulgaria 🇧🇬):
If Sam brings the toaster synth to the yacht in Rimini, I'll bring the trophy. 🏆🍞

@Sam_LMNC (United Kingdom 🇬🇧):
brb sparks are coming out of the bread slot

@Cosmó_AT (Austria 🇦🇹):
He's definitely going to cause a blackout in his neighborhood again...

@Satoshi_MD (Moldova 🇲🇩):
If the power goes out... VIVA, MOLDOVA! 🇲🇩