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It was a "Normal" morning in Minecraft (Or in the hole). Fake Ze wakes up the same way he always does: Get out of bed, get changed, comb his hair, make sure the wings that Ze (unfortunately) made him have were okay once in while, and then wake up his other housemates!
After doing so, He decided to patiently wait for F.Moe to make their breakfast for the day by listening to music. As he peacefully did this, F.Regect groggily entered the living area and spots F.Ze sitting down on the couch and joined him happily to embrace him. Fake Ze, noticing the other entity, smiled warmly and returned the hug joyfully.
See, unlike their originals, Fake Ze and Regect wanted to live their own lives away from their copycat behaviors. To really achieve this, the fakes were the nicest to each other and started to date in the process, becoming the dynamic that Ze and Regect could never be. The only similarity in their relationships was really just how their Moes were incorporated, being their favorite friend. But who WOULDN'T love Moe anyways???
As the two clones of Ze and Regect cuddle lovingly in the living room, Fake Moe suddenly honks out to them that the food is ready which the two immediately perk up at hearing and rush over to the dining room. F.Moe hands them perfectly crafted pancakes that look like it would fit perfectly in a commercial which they devour excitedly.
F.Z: "Moe, this is sooo good, you cook like Gordan Ramsey is about to inspect this shit..." He says as he chews down on a piece
Fake Moe gives him a honk to show her appreciation at the compliment
F.M: "(Thank you, I've been picking up baking and more cooking now so I hope the food can get better!!)" She honks happily.
F.R: "Gets better??? Moe, you're practically spoiling us. If this isn't your best, I expect to ASCEND the next time we're at this table." Fake Regect replied, getting a rapid nod from F.Ze who is desperate for seconds at the moment.
As they continued to worship Fake Moe's skills in the kitchen, they also thought about their plans for today.
F.M: "(I was thinking that maybe we could shop at that Ikea! We need a new touch up in here...)" she honked, hoping to get their approval.
F.Z: "While the idea seems nice in theory... We have some problems... One, We're fucking broke so how would we afford anything? Two, that store is HUGE, I'd doubt we wouldn't get lost..." Fake Ze responded with uneasiness.
F.M: She thought a bit about how they'd handle that issue... "(We could always steal, and be really close to each other!!)" She most likely was not gonna back down.
F.Z: "Wuh-! No way! We're not gonna STEAL!!" He was not in the mood to commit any crimes.
F.R: "Yeah, plus those employees make me feel like a coward. Not doing that."
F.M: "(C'monnnn, I promise it will be fun!! Imagine it! pleaseee...)" She pleaded with the biggest puppy eyes she could.
F.Z: "Fine." He knew she was gonna do worse than that trick if he didn't give in at that point.
F.R: "Man... Okay, but if we get chased by those guys, you're our bait."
Fake Moe honks in happiness and immediately pulls the couple out of their chairs and drags them to the store.
Once they arrived, they head inside. Of course the store was massive, why wouldn't it be? F.Moe scans the place for anything of interest and forces the other two clones to search with her. Fake Regect immediately spotted a "Super cool" dinosaur couch and was begging to get it as Fake Ze desperately tried to tell him that it was way to big to steal.
F.R: "We can always dismember it!! Please, Man!" He pleaded to his unsure partner and was trying to convince him it'd be beneficial for all 3 entities.
F.Z: "First of all, you mean 'disassemble'. Second, it just would be a bad placement. I love you, but no." Which F.Moe sadly agreed to.
With the grief of Fake Regect being irrelevant, they kept searching for anything else that could create a spark in their home.
That is... If they didn't meet their original concepts of creation... There stood the real trio: Moe, Ze, and Regect. The player and rejected entity immediately stopped their bickering once spotting their clones.
Z: "What the FUCK?? What are you identity stealers fucking doing here???" Ze asked, infuriated
F.R: "Idk, maybe... shopping??? Isn't that why the store was created??" Fake Regect said as he stared up and down at the human.
R: "Hold up... Aren't you supposed to be in the hole or some shit?!" Regect asks, trying not to match his companions rage but still angered with everything they put them through.
Oh right. They don't know they're still down there. In the hole. It's best to not since The Daemon's watching...
F.Z: "Because we want to! Why are you sooo mad we have your faces?! We're done with that!" He didn't really lie.
R: "You shut the fuck up. Last time we saw you, you got a beat down, you pussy." Regect shot back at him.
There was really no room for peace, so the arguements started. It was mostly between Ze, his clone, and Regect since F.Regect didn't really want to argue with the two but still tried, and Moe was indifferent on her fake version.
Z: "You literally pretended to be us to trick all of us!! How are we supposed to believe you won't do that stupid shit and you're 'new people'?!" He argued as his temper only shortened.
F.Z: "Well, I'd never be a dick like you are!!"
Z: "That's right you pussy!!"
F.Z: "Listen! I can prove that we only share faces and not copying you idiots... by being exactly what you'll never be!"
R: "hard to believe with your cowardly asses."
F.Z: "One, shut the fuck up. Two, at least we can do this!"
Regect and Ze paused to see what Fake Ze was gonna do, only to be met with the sight of him grabbing Fake Regect's chain and kissing him way too long to be a joke or prank done. The real trio went silent. Fake Ze almost laughed at their shocked expressions, but he kept his cool and just smirked at them.
Z: "WHAT THE FUCK??" He shouted as a tint of red spread to his cheeks.
R: "YOU'RE- HUH?? WHA.." They were extremely stunned.
F.Z: "You wish you were us." He said proudly to the player and other entity. He definitely wasn't wrong.
Z: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Okay.. I don't have time for this..." He said as he dragged Moe and Regect somewhere else in the store.
F.M: "(Well... That was something..)" She honked
F.Z: He smiled to himself "Let's just keep moving!!" As he pushed them to another isle.
As they finally left the argument, they looked around the store once more and were filled with happiness to find things that they wanted in their home. As they grabbed their stuff, they didn't pay. No, that wasn't their original plan. So instead, they stole that shit and got the Ikea entities chasing them to their home!
[THE END!!!]