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Shin's phone vibrate right when he get out of the building, getting into his car. It's almost 5 in the morning of a very misty dawn, the drive back to En's mansion is around few hours because there is no highway in this motherfucking place.
Which, to Shin concern, he doesn't care much at all, En's not the naggiest boss out there if he and Noi make it to the scene one second late. He swipe to answer.
"Uhhhh…Shin, i got a bad news and a, uh, okay," you turn on the camera, pointing at Guragura which laid on the floor looking all sorry and all. There's a pile of turd on his back. That's one hell of a shit pile, who shit that much?
He swallows hard, Shin does.
"I left the dog with you for a night and now I'm coming back with a dog which has shit on his back—"
"Oh hi Noi"
"—now i coming home all tired and stress, do not interrupt me in the middle of a sentence ever again." he turns to his side, there's Noi with a fat and leaky trash bag, squeaking-ly moving to fit both her and the big ass bag into seat. "Just throw it to the back."
"Who did it?"
"Who did what?"
"Waxing En's ass hair, of course shitting on the dog's back! Oh my god—"
"Who shit on the dog? Which dog are we talking about right now?" Noi chimes her face into the frame just right for her to see Kikurage on the corner of the frame. "Was it Kikurage."
"It might." You fight your inner self because the cat- whichever that is, can not the only suspect, there are at least two crackheads in this building on a good day. Do not blame the cat alone. Shin exhales before he inhales, "Give my dog the phone."
Guragura looks back at Shin. "I'm so fucking tired right now why the fuck would you let him shit on your back. Get your ass up and beat his ass! Beat his fucking ass!—"
"Mind you that's a she, and she, is En's precious daughter"
"— i don't give a FLYING FUCK! I work 25 hours a day for that asshole. He took my pants each time his torn up mid fight, and now his cat shits on my dog's back!" He wipes his face with his free hand, taken off his mask totally to breaths. "That's right, four seconds breathing in, four seconds breathing out—", "Noi if you start with that ying and yang shit again", "sorry."
Shin runs his hand on his hair.
"My dog better be clean the time i get back" his voice sounds genuinely means it, whatever the next came out of his mouth, he means it, "or I'm wacking everyone in that building, yes, it include you too, don't laugh."
You shrug.
"Don't shrug, for the matter of fact, put your phone down and start cleaning my dog."
"Is this a very good time to tell you that pile of turd is fake and i was fucking with you the whole time?"
…
"I'm slimming your ass."
"So no? Oh, good, cause that was real. Bye, bye Noi."