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Damselette

Summary:

Wendy Jones is a humble florist, or at least that's what she'd have people believe.

In reality, she uses her profession to mask her penchant for poisons and toxins, using her knowledge to go about doing gruesome things.

But her lovesick heart needs to rot with someone.

Notes:

another killer chat fic that i'm hopefully gonna be more proud of than my last one! i may do a version that's x reader, but for now it's just this

(i was too proud of the name wendy to make it an x reader lol)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: sick sick sick

Chapter Text

Wendy sat at her desk, scrolling through the true crime subreddit, when a DM came through to her.

The user was one ‘goreboy’, and Wendy recognised the name from the same subreddit she had just been scrolling through. He was one for analysis of prominent killers, though he never showed his face. The videos were always accompanied with expert editing and images that fit whatever he was covering.

Not thinking much of it, she opened the DM.

It contained a file, simply called ‘file.exe’. As well as a message that simply said, ‘the key is k!llrch8t_b00t.mango’.

Wendy sighed and opened the file. She had enough malware protection on her computer for three people, she wasn’t an idiot. Well, not entirely anyways. Putting in the code, she was quickly greeted with a chatroom interface. The chatroom was called ‘SLAUGHTERHOUSE_LOSERS’.

A message from goreboy quickled popped up in main.

[1 October, 2025]

{goreboy} [00:01]
welcome the Newly Christened @damselnotindistress

{hitmeuppp} [00:01]
omgggg welcome to hell! xP

{damselnotindistress} [00:01]
uhhh… hi?

{LUCA_IS_SO_COOL} [00:01]
WELCOME WELCOME HIIIIIII

{felicite} [00:01]
Nice to meet you!

{Angelic} [00:01]
Hi there! Glad to have another one with us <3

{goreboy} [00:01]
make Sure to take a Peek at #rules
there is Barely Anything but You Never Know

{damselnotindistress} [00:02]
oooooookayyyyyyy…

Wendy went to #rules in the chatroom and saw only two messages, both from 2022, when the chatroom must’ve been created.

It was simple and basic things, don’t be a dick or a bigot or else you’d get sniped by angel.

She went back to the main section.

{damselnotindistress} [00:03]
so just be normal basically?

{hitmeuppp} [00:03]
as normal as a chatroom of serial killers can get lol

So this is a killer chatroom, huh? Seems nice enough, though she had to be careful just in case.

{goreboy} [00:03]
why don’t you go say Hello in #introductions
and grab some Roles at #roles
Should help

Following goreboy’s instructions, Wendy typed in #introductions.

{damselnotindistress} [00:03]
haiiii i’m sure you can figure out who i am based on my username

Then, Wendy nabbed herself some roles.

She/they pronouns.

She kills for her vision, the greater good. And for the fun rush, of course.

She uses steel and poison.

She’s a prideful soul.

She’s a dangerous soul.
{goreboy} [00:06]
sick sick sick
love another fun-lovin 20/20 Vision fellow thrillkiller psycho in the House

{angelic} [00:07]
Ronin don’t be mean

{goreboy} [00:07]
i am Not
merely stating The Truth

{damselnotindistress} [00:07]
it’s fine i dont mind

{goreboy} [00:07]
see She doesn’t mind

It felt good to find people like herself, especially since she ruled out the possibility of it being a sting operation. She had a good feeling about this, and her gut was usually correct.

To finalise her entrance into the server, she set her status, name colour, and bio.

https://postimg.cc/kV3V3Zzc
(a/n pls ignore the moderator from hell tag, it’s still there from where i was in the game. also damselnotindistress doesn’t fit in game so ignore that)

{goreboy} [00:08]
a lovergirl, Huh?
that’s a first
You the type to Kill for love?

{damselnotindistress} [00:08]
absolutely
call me crazy but
well we’re all a little crazy here, aren’t we

From behind his screen, Ronin laughed. He liked this new girl.

Behind her screen, Wendy smirked. She was liking it here.

{LUCA_IS_SO_COOL} [00:08]
👀

{felicite} [00:09]
Luca…
Don’t mind him, @damselnotindistress

{angelic} [00:09]
I think we should all introduce ourselves
No one needs to say their real names, obviously
I’ll start
I’m angel, you may know me as The Heartsick Angel

{goreboy} [00:09]
or For the fact that She’s an Influencer
anyways
i’m Ronin
the butcher
wish It was something Satan-related
you think the Media’d get the message From the satanic Circles i curl the Bodies into
but alas, such is the Price for letting the Media name you

{LUCA_IS_SO_COOL} [00:10]
i’m luca!
wouldn’t consider myself a serial killer, it all happens by accident
BUT WHATEVER
IM THE MONSTER OF MAVERICK BAY

{felicite} [00:10]
Luca…
I’m Felicie
I’ve been retired for a while now
But I was The Pyromaniac

{Eviscerator1990} [00:10]
I Have Also Been Long Retired
Now I Just Post My Sunsets In #media

{damselnotindistress} [00:11]
were you the sunset slasher? im a BIG fan

{Eviscerator1990} [00:11]
Yes

{Ai_Hua444} [00:11]
Good to know you!
I am the Poisoner of Lonely Hearts

{damselnotindistress} [00:11]
a fellow poison nerd, eh?

{hitmeuppp} [00:11]
what uppppppp
i’m misaki
i’m a hitman, the artisan

{hitmeuppp} [00:12]
where’s v?

{K9} [00:13]
I’m here.
I will not be disclosing my name.
I go by V on here, if you simply must know. I’m a vigilante.
Don’t try anything funny.

{damselnotindistress} [00:13]
oooookayyyyy
not super threatening, but okay

{goreboy} [00:14]
why Dontcha hop on vc @damselnotindistress

{hitmeuppp} [00:14]
voice reveal time? 👀

So she did.

Immediately greeted with a channel that was quickly filling up with people, Wendy turned on her mic.

“Hello! If you couldn’t gather from my username, I’m the Damselette.” Wendy’s high pitched voice filled the channel.

“You don’t… sound like a serial killer.” Came V’s deep voice, Wendy scoffed.

“Oh, so we’re stereotyping now?”

V stuttered behind his screen, before Ronin spoke up.

“Come on,” he dragged out the words. “Everyone here is a cold blood killer, dontcha know, V?”

Wendy laughed, “I wouldn’t call myself a ‘cold blood killer’, I’m too passionate for that.”

“Oh really, darlin?”

She rolled her eyes, and sent a private message request to Ronin. And then she left the VC.

Thankfully, Ronin accepted the private message request.

{damselnotindistress} [00:16]
hai {3

{goreboy} [00:16]
cute
why’d You leave the call

{damselnotindistress} [00:16]
i wanted to get to know u better
just u

{goreboy} [00:16]
trying to Force your Aorta into my fingers now are We
Hey i won’t complain

{damselnotindistress} [00:16]
why dontcha call me on here, we can play games
truth or dare, maybe
as intimate as you wanna be <3