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"Eveyone, let's all take a break!"
Simp's shouted loudly and as expected, announcing the time for rest for the soldiers and other workers in the kingdom, including herself, like common, she order's a royal lunch from her workers and rest's in the throne, but today was oddly different as OGLE was also free at that time.
"Hello my queen! good morning to rest, well, if it were daytime, we are rogue planets and don't orbit a star to have the concept of day and night, but good morning to you!"
"Morning, OGLE." Why is she always so negative all the time? I understand as a queen she probably is naturally very stressed, and hot, with temperatures hitting 1243 K or 800 degrees Celsius, but even that does not give her the right to be so angry!
"Oh OGLE, i almost forgot to ask, could you revisit our next plans? Things are getting tricky since we left our old base."
"Right away, my magesty!"
As OGLE left the comically big palace, he went straigh away to the soldiers' hut, where all the plans were kept. Well, not straigh away, he had to stop for a snack!
"I want two chocolate ones and a soda to go!"
Chip And Troid's is OGLE's favorite snack for the go ever, the sweet asteroid in chocolate always rock's him up! Get it, ROCK'S him up? Pun intended! Anyways, after carefully analyze all upcoming plans 2763 times backwards and vertically, he was sure eveything was going to go smooth as a human's squishy skin! As he went back to the castle, he found something even more precious to find than wood in the universe.
All Chip And Troid's Flavors Are 75% For 3 Earthling Days, Don't Miss Out!
ALL? All of them? Even the BubbleBlast 'Troid OGLE could never find in a Space Market because eveyone stay's up in front of a Space Market waiting for the restock that happend's once a month just to buy eveything the momment it comes out?"
Oh wowie wawa! I am so lucky!
Simp would love one of these.
"Simp! SIMP!!"
The small rogue went running in the palace, standing right in front of Simp's throne.
" Yes, OGLE? Have you seen all the plans back and fourth to check if they are going to go smoothly?"
" Yes magesty, and i even bough a gift!" he showed her the bag of chips, i am asteroids, pink and sparkly, with a smiling asteroid aswearing glasses on the packaging.
"... What kind of gift is this?" She stared, confused and irritated.
" Oh magesty, this is one of my favorite flavors at my favorite chip flavored asteoid!" She was still staring at him, before giving a big sigh
"I am sorry OGLE, i do not really enjoy eating these kinds of food's, its bad for my health." Oh... glup.
" Awh, can't you just eat one to give it a try? I bough two for nothing..." After that sentence, OGLE stared at the larger dwarf with big puppy like eyes and whinning noises, nobody could resist that face.
"OGLE you're making this dificult for me..."
"You know i can't resist that little face of yours."
"Oh my stars above..."
After complaining about his adorable looks for two minhtes straigh, the dwarf finally gave up as she grabbed the pink chip with her gravity.
"Alright, fine! I guess one won't explode me, but if i get an earthling disease out of this, you're going to be in big trouble, OGLE. "
She opened the small package considering her size, already not appreciating the strong strawberry scent and the pink, ink-like asteroids, which looked like something industrial.
"I'll eat just one of your nonsence asteroid crap, ok? I am not suitable for eating sugar in any way!"
Grabbing a big one, she gave it a bite.
Munch... Munch... Maybe OGLE is right, this does not taste as bad as i thought, actually, this sweet feeling is so so so SOSOSOSO SOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
After eating a single chip, she dropped the little bag of chips, staring at the black sky of the space as she was still thinking of what did she just expirience in her mouth.
"... Uh, Simp? Are you okay-"
"Oh, so SWEET!!!!!!!!"
The loud, happy words came as unespected, as the dark frown turned into a big smile, and the lazy eyes shrone like never before.
Oh. My. Stars. What have i done to her?
"Magesty, are you ok?"
"NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!!!"
"Oh, uh, do you want more-" Before he could finish the phrase, she grabbed the pink package and started eating more of those toxing, pink chips.
"YAAAYY!!!" She shouted, while burrying her face into more of those, looking like a child.
Maybe, just maybe, i could use this for my good...
OGLE took the only chance he had and stole the small bag of chips from her hand and tied it to a large, long cavalry lance made with asteroid's, a near by rope and a tiny pointy rook, tying and creating something that looks like a fishing rod, but instead of a bait, there was a bag of chip's.
"Hey my Queen, do you want more?" He said while teasing the rod like a cheap cat toy."
"YAH!!!!!" The dwarf shouted, while still having those bright eyes and a big, smiling mouth, with no thought behind those eyes. Before she could notice, OGLE was climbing behind her back and holding in her orbit,
"Alright then, catch-" Before he could finish those word's, she already went sprinting over the pink chip trying to catch it, while not realizing it was tied in a rope, how she was so silly and stupid while having a sugar rush.
" Woah Woah! Calm down a second magesty! You could have ran over that little moon, or-" Before he could finish, she already was running again to catch the little chip, taking sharp curves to try to bring the snack closer to the mouth, but nothing worked.
"OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!!OHMYSTARS!!OHMYSTARS!!!"
"Hey onion, the queen is- Wait is that OGLE?"
OGLE pulled up in the... Simp-mobile, fueled by a sugar rush and the most jolly queen of all time, stopping by Wise, X and PSO to show off his new funny discovery about the magesty.
" Hello guys! Look what i just found out, Simp likes sugar a lot! How funny..."
Wise was totaly shocked to this scene, watching the queen eat a bag full of sugar and other chemicals while smiling and having big cartoonish bright eyes scared him, that was probably going to be in his nightmares.
"What- How- I- That's... Just how?"
"I gave her a bag of chips."
"Darn it OGLE."